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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

floramentirosa: (Feral resurrection)

bonus......look i can't even

[personal profile] floramentirosa 2016-01-03 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Minatsuki didn't know what the hell she was expecting, but it was fathoms away from being this. Nevermind the garbage bag---it's the sniffing.

Getting bound together is one thing, but with a guy who's clearly got some fetish?

Yeah....no. Letting out a growl, eye twitching quite rapidly (is this her life now? From prison to a labryinthine landfill?), Minatsuki rears her head back as much as she can as he's mumbling---aw, how cute, he's probably having the beginnings of some shitty lewd fantasy, who'd a thunk it---and charges it back forward, in an attempt at a headbutt, which may or may not succeed.]
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[personal profile] cresthopes 2016-01-03 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[With Patamon looking ever so closely at Hikari, all he could do was give a shrug]

I'm pretty sure they do but I know sometimes they don't. But it would make it a little harder to figure out what might be wrong...

[Just when Tailmon asked, that's when Takeru finally came forward! As he started to pant a bit, his eyes widen with excitement!]

Tailmon! Boy, am I glad to see y- ...Wait, what's wrong with Hikari-chan? She's okay right? She doesn't have a really bad cold again right?

[Cue panic!]

gudaguda!

[personal profile] wheresmyhaori 2016-01-03 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[She smiles sheepishly.]

I'm afraid I'm completely lost. Literally and figuratively.

[Huh? He called her pretty? Nah, Okita-san has no experience and no real interest in that kind of stuff so it's just gonna slide right off her. Including, this is a trash dump, Saburo, and you're married.]

And it's true that on rainy days, it's difficult to patrol. What shall we do to spend the time until the rain stops?
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[personal profile] erranthero 2016-01-03 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nodding, Kerra sweeps her focus back the way she'd come. She didn't feel any lifeforms there, and she hadn't seen anyone...but you never knew. Her attention snaps back to Luke after a moment. It's not like she's feeling any better about possibly leaving someone behind, but incinerators make her a little antsy.]

I haven't seen anyone else. I don't feel anyone either. Do you?

[When she'd met him before, he'd always been the one with better senses. No reason that should've changed.]
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[personal profile] bloodbiter 2016-01-03 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[blinking as he turns it off, her interest growing. she keeps walking, though, because... incinerator.]

No, I haven't. How does it work?

i'm sorry but i'm gonna have to fight the spoder

[personal profile] wheresmyhaori 2016-01-03 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Souji has seen things. A lady eating a rat whole is not one of those things. Actually, a lady who is half spider is not one of those things either. 'Shocked' is one word to describe how Souji feels right now. 'Aghast' is another.

Even if she's from an era where magic was totally not a thing, Souji knows what a tsuchigumo is. Which is why Souji puts her hand on Kiyomitsu's hilt. She doesn't take a stance though because, well. For a youkai, this lady seems pleasant enough, covering her mouth when eating that rat.]


You're... welcome?
osuni: (HOW S C A N D A L O U S)

covers my face in shame

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-03 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[trash belongs in the trash!!! Also it's just as well because Okuni would probably use Kashuu's help getting out and then leave him in the chute like she did with Lucina...]

But I can't see you properly when you're sheathed. [She doesn't have to see him at all... Does she have enough points with Kashuu that he'd show it to her???? Okuni looks expectantly up at him.... PROBABLY NOT]
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[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-03 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh. He... didn't dodge.]

[Rather, he's... laughing. Except, it sounds like the laugh of a brave shounen protagonist giving up his soul to the netherworld.]


[.....]

Pft. [Okuni should probably do something demure here, like cover her mouth as she starts cackling -- laughing, but she doesn't. Instead, she just starts laughing as if she's seen the funniest thing since waking up in trash!! Which Atsushi is. Right now. sadly...] Hahaha! Hey, hey, that look on your face is really funny! I can't believe you didn't dodge!!

[CACKLING]
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[personal profile] meouch 2016-01-03 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ chat's starting to find rapunzel's pretty fond of asking the questions he can't give a straight answer to. there's magical kidnapping jamjar survival shenanigans, and then there's magical girl superhero powers shenanigans that include the suit. he can't really explain that.

it's a plagg, magical floating kitty companion thing. plagg leather? plaggther? he considers the question. ]


—You have an eye for quality, Goldilocks. And, uh, a good grip.

[ ahem. ]

The reason you've never seen it is because it's one of only two things that use it. The suit, I mean. [ and because saying "i have no clue what it's made of" is lame, he continues: ] It's... like pleather. Special pleather.

[ plagg leather, pleather, close enough. ]

One-of-a-kind, like it's one-of-a-kind pawsitively in control owner. [ ... ] Or, well, two-of-a-kind. My partner's suit's the same.
sortileges: (5)

i guess not!!!

[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-03 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Try to drop and roll! is pretty loud and clear yet it seems like some of the most ridiculous advice he's heard to date (and he's heard some p ridiculous advice, especially from the dragon and from Gaius) and while she closes her eyes he's trying to think of any spell that won't be too obvious. Something that can save them without giving them away. ]

Right, because that isn't dangerous from this kind of height--

[ He can't die like this. How on earth will Arthur become king if he's gone. How can they defeat Morgause? Morgana? What about others who will try to take his life? It's one of those moments where your life flashes before your eyes. Pages of his spell book seem blurred as his mind panics.

There's some stuff that might cushion the floor, and with a quick glance to check Rapunzel's eyes are still closed he whispers the words to a spell under his breath, eyes focused on the ground below. ]


Yeseyle. [ Nothing happens. So he tries again. ] Yeseeyle.

[ His eyes flash a golden colour briefly, only it isn't exactly the spell they needed as an old rotten boat seems to rock out and stops right where they're going to land... sorry Rapunzel--he tried. ]
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[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-03 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't say I've really seen any workers on my way here. [ He gives her a sheepish smile. ] They might have blended in a little... [ It wouldn't take much in a place like this, after all.

He scratches his temple, looks up to the shoots she mentioned, and lets out a sigh. This is ridiculous. He has a higher calling than getting out of a dump like this, and looking at her it looks like she does too. Then again, he's trying to avoid doing much of that before he ends up bumbling all over again. ]


There might be a passage somewhere. There has to be.
Edited (typo sorry!) 2016-01-03 18:11 (UTC)
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[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-03 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Nah he's still an easy target, tbh. Merlin wouldn't leave someone on the ground who seem like they're asking for their final wish, no matter if it might be a trap.

The change of voice isn't as alarming as it probably should be, even if he really is judging him quite a bit for this. ]


Is it... [ God he can't... even ask this properly. It's hard to even look at the cover without being embarrassed. ] ...is it really that important?

[ He clears his throat, hand finally clasping the damp with trash gunge book and pulling it up. He shifts to try and place the book in Sougo's hand instead but--





--it's stuck. ]
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[personal profile] swirlied 2016-01-03 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Yuuri wishes he could tell Yozak how much he appreciates it, but instead he just rubs at his eyes before smiling up at him. ]

No, not at all. I just wasn't expecting to see you here. [ Of all places. ]
sortileges: (5)

[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-03 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Try living in a time when witch hunts are a Very Real thing, Jack. In fact, Merlin has even been on the bad side of one of those and almost executed so let's... not relive that.

He looks incredibly hesitant though when he hears that, almost chewing on his lip. He looks to the side, clearly deliberating on if he can trust the other.

There's a pause of silence as he tries to decide this, before his focus ends on the ground. His hand stretches out and he gives Jack a quick glance before he speaks. ]
Cume thoden.

[ Merlin's eyes flash gold, then slowly a swirl of air starts to appear on the ground, growing bigger by the second. It's like a mini-tornado, growing taller and wider, spinning and spinning as it starts to lift some of the lighter pieces of trash. The wind ruffles hair, clothes until the point it grows in strength that they might find they're starting to be pulled up.

Well... that's one way of getting out, right? ]
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[personal profile] swirlied 2016-01-03 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ You know what, Yuuri is actually kind of glad someone like Bakugou is still salty towards Rick. ]

Yeah... Still, I wouldn't say that so soon. [ BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW... ]

Hopefully we can get out of this level, or whatever it is.
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[personal profile] swirlied 2016-01-03 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ None of this is reassuring. ]

So, whoever this is... Can force us into this game? [ A force with that kind of power is not something Yuuri wants to deal with right now. ]
sortileges: (13)

bender why.... this....

[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-03 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Everything looks like dirt and grime. The piles of trash stretch high, the shoots don't exactly help either, making mountains out of the stuff. The floor moving forwards towards the fire on and off is the thing that makes him slowly wake. It feels hotter, and that's what has him jerking up in surprise, scrambling back with god knows what stuck to his face. That's when he realises someone was actually speaking to him, though at first he can't work out where it's coming from. ]

You almost-- [ Wait. What?! ] Wait, stop! [ Why is someone telling him "Don't worry" before saying they're trying to fix this thing? ] Stop! [ His hands press against his face and drag down, pausing only when he realises how gross his skin is now. There's no time to worry about that though, not when the belt seems to be doing a little better now, going at a somewhat steady momentum as Merlin tries to keep walking the other way. ]

What did you do? Put it back! I don't want this!

[ a walking disaster tbh ]
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[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-03 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The pair of questions gives her pause, and it takes her a moment to sort her thoughts and answer. Should Kerra have heard of her? No. That's silly. She's just a scavenger from Jakku.

A scavenger from Jakku who is still getting used to the idea of this big destiny she is now a part of. ]


No. [ To both, but the latter was more because now there was no Republic to be with. ] I'm with the Resistance.

[ She doesn't see any need to specify which resistance. What else could there be? ]
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[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-03 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ While he might not be quite up to day with colourful language he can certainly tell there is lots of cussing going on in her speech. It's more than a little bizarre to see a girl saying stuff like that, which is why for a moment he looks surprised. Her abilities are actually somewhat less surprising, as strange as that might be.

He opens his mouth to maybe apologise (though it's hard to get the words out with the performance she's giving here) when she's dropped first. He's almost relieved until he's also dropped down the same chute she was seconds before.

Thanks for slice and dicing down there, Minatsuki, this is precisely what he wanted to deal with.

He's probably lucky to have just missed her whip as he lands on a pile of the trash that's sliding down. The problem now? He has no idea where she's ended up in this mess. ]


Uh... hello? [ He tries to turn around on the spot to see where she got to, but at this point she's probably buried. That's what you get for trying to kill a metal bird thing... ]
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[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-03 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Don't worry, Kaneda, maybe next time! ]

New. [ That's a curious way of putting it. If what CERES had told her held any water, weren't they all new? ] Are you native to this planet?

[ Boy yes she needs some info. ]
erranthero: (Cheeky)

[personal profile] erranthero 2016-01-03 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Resistance.

[Well the girl had heard of Coruscant. And there was only one Resistance that really mattered, the one against the encroaching Sith. The Daimonate, the Dyarchy, the whole damn Chagram Hegemony and the other associated Sith Warlords. There was no "Sith Resistance," as far as Janson and Skywalker had said, and she was familiar enough with Galactic history to know that the only time there had been was during Revan's days. But this kid didn't seem very "Revan-y" so maybe that meant she'd probably not react terribly poorly to another revelation?

Kerra visibly, slowly, and completely unconsciously moves her cloak back to one side to reveal a pair of long, metal cylinders. In her mind, it should be obvious to anyone who's ever seen one what they are, and what they mean. The weapon of a Jedi, the crystals inside alive with the Force: a Lightsaber.]


Then I guess you know what these are? And your not gonna try and club me with that stick just for being a Jedi, I hope.
Edited 2016-01-03 18:58 (UTC)
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[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-03 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The Battle of Yavin, The Empire - talking about such things as if they were experiences, memories, instead of stories that had merely spread across the galaxy. The Rebel Alliance, something Rey had only daydreamed about during long desert storms inside her makeshift home. The things Luke Skywalker had been a part of.

This shouldn't be possible, but then again, how many impossible things had happened to her in a matter of days?

So she steels herself, chin tipped up as she reaches inside her tunic for the lightsaber hilt. ]
I was expecting the Luke Skywalker that I've met. The one this belongs to.

[ She draws out the lightsaber and ignites the brilliant blue blade. ]
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[personal profile] meouch 2016-01-03 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ damn, figured out. 15 year old with evil world-domination aspirations right here.

and adrien would make a joke like haha i don't carry blocks of cheese either except he totally does, but his bag is up there and he's down here so that's the issue.

life is hard. ]


Just a bunch of sausage links. Are we desperate enough to tie those into some kind of rope?

[ he's kidding don't do that it's a terrible idea.

... maybe if they do get desperate enough. ]
meouch: (pic#9860957)

[personal profile] meouch 2016-01-03 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ chat's tugging too, matching kaneda's force with his own.

and then, with a raised brow (which is really just a raised half-of-his-mask): ]


Are you holding out on me?

[ that's a no.

alas, even with this stranger's mercy and good will, the power of teamwork can only go so far. ]
lightrays: (Default)

yeeeeeeeee

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-03 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Rey shoots a cursory glance at her new companion, almost appraisingly - not injured? Good. She shakes off her momentary, unspoken surprise and relief then, because they have casual business to attend to. The casual business of finding a way out of a garbage facility on an unfamiliar planet, but that should be simple enough.

With any unfamiliar companion, she would have insisted on getting out of there as quickly as possible, if only to terminate the mutual need for escape and relying on someone she didn't know. But despite their incredibly brief - an yes, awkward - interaction before, Poe is someone she knows she can trust, and people like that are few and far between for her.

So. ]
Let's take a look around. This may just be a waste facility, but we won't know for sure unless we check, will we? [ A brief almost-smile. How about a little Resistance reconnaissance? ]