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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

respectful: (pic#9877436)

[personal profile] respectful 2016-01-03 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
( deep in meditation or not, there's no way a guy doesn't feel someone falling on to his lap. just as he's almost winded from the force of the ... weight on an unfortunate spot, his eyes draw open like saucers as some sort of substance covers his face. was that gum? it was. it was gum. ) Gh —— gum!!? ( he shoves his palm right at the assailant's chin, striking him hard enough to hopefully shove him off. )
kirkwalled: ➝ COMMISSION DO NOT TAKE (pic#9496521)

i!!

[personal profile] kirkwalled 2016-01-03 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ DID SOMEONE SAY HAWKE...

because hawke is here but she's sort of. buried. in some trash. off to the side.

there is a very hawke like groan in that trash off to the side before a hand bursts out of it, grasping at nothing. please help her out of this pile. ]


Help. I think I just ate a banana peel.
kirkwalled: (pic#9125875)

i :')

[personal profile] kirkwalled 2016-01-03 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ off to the side there will be one (x1) hawke who is just sort of. chilling. in a broken down lawn chair. she hasn't decided if she wants to do anything or not yet so instead she's just popcorn.giffing people without the popcorn.

she... uh. wouldn't trust any of the food in this dump. ]


Personally, I call it more of an ungraceful fall. Kind of like a whump.

[ she totally thinks you mean your arrival, steph. ]
hiyaku: (pic#9872963)

[personal profile] hiyaku 2016-01-03 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ The revelation that she's a friend of Lee's and that she's known him for a little while makes him relax somewhat -at least enough to deactivate his Byakugan. If Lee knows her, she's probably not a danger to him, and there isn't anything he could pinpoint beyond her that could pose a threat. ]

You can put your hands down.

[ He really ought to work on the approachability thing. This isn't Konoha by any stretch, so it's not like he should expect people to know who he is and know that he's not really standoffish... just a little difficult at times. Then again, where is here? The presentation he'd been subjected to had been filled with information that felt more like a bad scare tactic than actual information, so he'd only partially listened, blocking out the ridiculous and far-fetched while keeping only the realistic, but there hadn't been much left.

He doesn't miss the transition from 'were' to 'are', but he won't comment on it. It's unimportant. ]


I assume you've already been exposed to his... [ A pause and a slight wrinkling of his nose. Lee can be a little difficult to accurately describe, no matter how long one's known him. ] ...enthusiasm? He hasn't tried to convince you to ride on his back, has he? Or subjected you to his idea of 'training'? [ Because honestly, he doesn't think she'd survive one of Lee's training sessions. ]

jungled: (pic#9814503)

are you going to throw him a party, saruhiko...!!

[personal profile] jungled 2016-01-03 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, this is a little unexpected... If there were people here he'd recognize, that would make sense, at least if what they were told upon arrival was true. But he wouldn't have expected someone like this—the odds of meeting a J-Rank here were low, and even lower were the odds of meeting one that also happened to be a traitor.

This place really was interesting.]


Does that surprise you?
antecede: (↺ BRIGHT IDEAS)

[personal profile] antecede 2016-01-03 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[he wants to protest that it's impossible. there just aren't other jedi, like him, in the galaxy or things would've been a lot different. the empire had seen to that. his father had seen to that, loath as he'd be to admit it. and yet she's carrying lightsabers and using them with finesse, and her presence in the force is undeniable: rich, clearly in tune with her abilities. honest.

luke comes from a time when the force is quiet, so rarely touched by anyone anymore. obi-wan and yoda are dead, and vader -- anakin skywalker -- the last of the old order is gone too. he was protected for much of his life through anonymity, living on a planet in the outer rim no one cared about with no idea of how weighty his bloodline is. he practically broadcasts his force presence at top volume, just because there's been so little need to learn how to do otherwise. so kerra can surely sense how his wary confusion twists into deeper bemusement and then a flare of hope as he accepts her answer.

other living jedi. no matter the circumstances, isn't that exactly what he's hoped to find?]


Deal. I guess you already know who I am. Just "Luke"'s fine, you know.
noweyesee: ([SCREAMS INTERNALLY])

[personal profile] noweyesee 2016-01-03 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
This feels too real to be a video game. Smells too real to boot.

[When it comes to being an inexperienced ghost hunter... Let alone a Kamen Rider, Takeru was looking more clumsy in comparison. Awkwardly, he watches his step and couldn't help and give Kaitou a wry little smirk.]

Ah, um... Not before I became a ghost. [He was a weird case of being one at the moment.] No worries. I'll remember to say "Boo" next time. [It still bummed him out sometimes, but joking about things made it easier.]
swordplays: (056)

[personal profile] swordplays 2016-01-03 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[That... okay. Maybe this here is a bit touched in the head, or just too nervous and a little bit off. Fushimi is used to most of his subordinates being nervous around him, but this is a bit much.

It does let him know what kind of person he's dealing with though, so at least there's that. He tries again, putting some effort into adjusting his tone so that he doesn't sound completely condescending, at least.]


You were just trying to be useful. I get it. [Sigh.] ... It's probably not a terrible idea to leave together, though. Some annoying problem might crop up later.
sayonaradumbass: (nevermind)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-03 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Two, three!

[instead of being an asshole and going on two, he'll realize this task needs the work of them both in order to get...somewhere with this problem. That and he's lazy anyway.

So he'll tug at it, pulling with the entirety of his weight--]


Did it budge?
sayonaradumbass: (stop)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-03 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[his balls unclench only just so...thanks for not stabbing them, miss. He frowns]

Cause you're talkin' to a nice guy like me...and beat this level as in get past this and move on. Ah, don't tell me you're new! I guess you'll need a little info, huh.
niceguypose: (intent)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-03 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[A good guess! Rock Lee takes a moment to dust himself off (he just gets himself more dirty) as he asses the situation.]

I believe that I have an idea or two! Do you have any abilities, Miss? Otherwise, I can try to carry us out of here!
hiyaku: (pic#9876155)

[personal profile] hiyaku 2016-01-03 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh for the love of--!

Sorry, Lee, he really didn't want to do this, but he's not left with a choice because he really doesn't want that attack to connect.

A shift of weight putting everything on one foot, a slight bend of the knee and twist at the waist and shoulders... ]
Kaiten! [ ...and it's a really good thing he doesn't get dizzy because the world is a total blur right now. Okay, maybe he'll apologize to Lee after this is over. ]
niceguypose: (blank)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-03 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
I- I am not sure! Perhaps, those who see trash as treasures? [He misremembers a saying.]
lackoftrust: ραяαмσяε, αιη'т ιт ғυη (ain't it fun living in the real world)

[personal profile] lackoftrust 2016-01-03 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
[... Long sigh.]

You mean 'one man's trash is another man's treasure'.
niceguypose: (headlocked)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-03 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh god, she looks like he heart has been broken. Stunned by this, Lee ends up just stumbling along as she drags him, and on top of that he gets a little flustered by the contact.]

N-no! This is... You do not understand!
swordplays: (161)

[personal profile] swordplays 2016-01-03 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe it's just because he's not exactly at his best, either-- looking and feeling gross in a level like this is unavoidable, and he's not one to talk too much about dignity in this kind of situation, but Fushimi only offers a quiet tongue click, turning his back to Kuroh. Not completely, but far enough that all he can see is the other man in his peripheral; leaving himself completely vulnerable is out of the question.]

I've probably been here longer than you. This place is like that. [Just... just deal with your rat problem, man.]
Edited 2016-01-03 06:23 (UTC)
stoleyourride: (> 06)

[personal profile] stoleyourride 2016-01-03 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
A ghost? [that's... genuinely surprising. huh.] I thought the whole idea of being here was avoiding death. That's too bad.

[a drop of rain hits him square on the nose, and it takes about the half a second for kaitou to look up at the sky for it to start to absolutely pour. wonderful. kaitou just sighs and gestures for takeru to follow him.]

We can finish up formalities once we find some shelter, okay?

[usually he wouldn't bother and would just go off on his own, but instinct says otherwise today.]
erranthero: (Aggressive/Ardent)

[personal profile] erranthero 2016-01-03 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Fair enough, Luke.

[There's a sparkle in Kerra's eyes at the commentary but she resists the urge to call him Skywalker, and she clips the weapons to her belt. There's a chuffing sound from the incinerator as it starts up, and her step quickens. Three quick hops carry her from one unstable platform to the next, her boots clicking and bounding off to get her clear, and in the the span of a few seconds she's an arm's length away.

They can chitchat later, for now there's fiery doom to escape. Eyes searching upwards, she notes a couple of large outcroppings, heavy scrap-iron or something.


I'm not interested in finding out what the inside of that thing's like. How clear was it back the way you came from? Or would you say up is the better bet?
niceguypose: (talking)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-03 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? What man are you talking about? He must be the key to solving this game!
lackoftrust: sℓιρкησт, sηυғғ (i think i made it very clear)

[personal profile] lackoftrust 2016-01-03 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[What.]

It's theoretically. It's referring to the idea that what one person sees as trash, someone else sees as treasure.
timesout: (pic#9872327)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-03 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
W-Well, I can try, but... I'm not that strong. Where are we going?
corona: (‣ something you may not believe in)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Almost. [ she tilts her head, just barely tapping his ] I could've killed you remember? Which is a shame because then we might never have discovered what a lovely team we make! Speaking of which? You can go faster.

[ Is she being genuine or sarcastic? - the world may never know; her delivery is straddling the razor's edge between the two like a daredevil. ]

If France isn't anywhere nearby, and if you are equally against spending time surrounded by barren ruins and our potential kidnappers... [ softly ] How'd you end up here?
timesout: (pic#9868988)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-03 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not that useless, you know! I can point out the enemies weakness.

[ Then yell at the protag from the sidelines. ]
corona: (‣ singing gentlemen to sleep?)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Uh. Well, I'm definitely not looking for those droids.

[ BA HA HA HA ha ]

Though, while we're on the subject, I suppose I might as well ask if– ...You don't think they're coming back down here... do you? [ It's no small task taming her expression into something that neither betrays her fear nor makes her look like a child. Quickly bending down, she retrieves the rusty edge of something to use as a weapon just in case. ] I'm... more interested in how you got here anyway. You know. So I can figure out how I did?
corona: (‣ unamused)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
...Excuse me?