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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

myxsotis: (MFW OKITA-SAN'S A LIL BICH)

ugh no ur cute tho lets be cute together ????

[personal profile] myxsotis 2016-01-03 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well it's not as if the Okita she knows goes around being crystal clear. About anything. So she shakes her head quickly, feeling a bit bad for babbling. ] Not at all! I think there's a lot of us here who have been through this... [ She gestures uncertainly, unsure how to really describe the parallel world shenanigans, really. ] ... Type of thing. We at least can help! [ ... Well. Maybe her Shinsengumi would end up being more scary than anything else but she'll cross that bridge when she comes to it.

Speaking of bridges... ]
Eh?! Okita-san's daugh--? [ She immediately goes wide eyed. Okita?? THAT Okita? Well actually no, not that Okita, but she can't stop the connection in her mind regardless. ] ... This may sound strange, but to me... That's kind of amazing... [ Imagining her Okita as a father... Is actually a pretty scary thought. ] What's your father like... O-Okita-san?
greeterings: (Default)

Peter Walter VI | Steam Powered Giraffe | OTA

[personal profile] greeterings 2016-01-03 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
PHASE II

[ For someone who doesn't really have a nose anymore ('but how does he smell?' 'Terrible!' badum-tshh!) Peter is getting pretty overwhelmed by the stench of the garbage heap. Still! He isn't gonna let a little stinkiness get the better of him, not when he can use some mechanical ingenuity to get the heck out of this dump.

Anyone who approaches him will find a lanky masked ginger assembling something that looks like a giant slingshot made of scrap metal and garbage bags. He turns to you with what is... probably a grin, it's kinda hard to tell under that keyhole mask.]


So! What'cha think? Can we MacGuyver something out of this?

[ HOPE (AND SCIENCE) SPRING ETERNAL ]


PHASE IV

[ His tablet is in the dumpster and he needs it to live, that thing has all of his appointments from back home on it, all of his notes, schedules, photos, high scores--!!

Peter is shoulder-deep in the dumpster, bent over the edge with his long, skinny legs kicking against the metal sides. He isn't much for traditional swear words, so any passerbys will hear his uniquely inventive curses, like "sweet pigeons of Tesla!" and "rackum-frackum-mother-of-murgatroyd!!", and occasionally "C'MERE, YOU."

Care to help a guy out?]



WILDCARD

[ come at me, bros! ]
snowyoni: (002)

[personal profile] snowyoni 2016-01-03 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[She stands somewhat relaxed, though her posture can't help but keep itself straight and alert.]

I thought I saw something of importance within one of the large metal containers.

[One of Yasehime's hair ornaments, to be precise. It had been painful to see something so beautiful and dear to one she held in such high regard laying in so much filth.]
corona: (‣ you never will. you never will)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe. [ uh oh ] So what if I did? Your – [ She gestures with one hand to her own eyes, green and alight with impatience. It could easily be the post-apocalyptic wasteland light, but her cheeks seem to be flushing as well, albeit faintly. ]

[ Rapunzel is not doing the best job at wit or charm either. ]


Ugh. Whatever. They look like amethyst, okay? The gemstone? It's really not important. Will you or will you not agree to my terms?
antecede: this has never gone wrong before (↺ going to check out that weird thing)

[personal profile] antecede 2016-01-03 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT'S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS!!!!!!

...or, okay, it can be. but he's still learning about the force himself, winging it most of the time, and also some people can find force assists creepy.

he steadies himself on that broom handle, which is maybe one of the oddest ways he's ever received help. he appreciates it, though.]


I don't think I'd know what code feels like even if I did. [feel it, that is. he tries stretching out through the force for any oddness, but mixing the force and technology is something he's only tried once before: in making his lightsaber.] He a friend of yours?
meouch: (pic#9862185)

[personal profile] meouch 2016-01-03 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ spoooilers: he's a loser dork. ]

Not weird at all.

[ there's his earnest reply, because he agrees. he doesn't say as much, but the rush of freedom gave him a comfort that a stuffy, limited not-chat-noir lifestyle took away from him; there's hints of that underneath his statement, but nothing else.

with that out of the way chat chuckles again, continues in a tone that's still friendly, but not quite as serious. ]


As for France... Who knows? This place doesn't look familiar.

[ bless his luck tbh. and yes, he's a little worried about that fact, but he's trying to take it one step at a time. ]

We have a lot less "woah, endless wastelands" so I'm going to guess no, but again, I can't really be sure. [ a pause, then lightly, as a joke: ] Were we fighting?
antecede: (↺ i want to do something for humanity)

[personal profile] antecede 2016-01-03 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[he looks at their garbage chute contemplatively, frowning in thought. he's yet to meet anything that his lightsaber hasn't been able to cut, and even if they are code or in a sim or whatever, it hasn't seemed any different.]

I don't see why not. I'd rather not wait around in a place like this either.

[wait what.]

For what?

[WAS IT REALLY AS EASY AS LOGGING OUT ALL ALONG...]
Edited 2016-01-03 05:25 (UTC)
antecede: (↺ eWOKS)

[personal profile] antecede 2016-01-03 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[luckily, this handsome, cooperative, armed franchise-driving protagonist spends a lot of time around people who don't worry a lot about little things like tact or politeness. so, in all honesty, he finds her demandingness downright endearing.]

Uh. Right. [as he extinguishes the blade. he's still trying not to laugh, but he is steadily losing the battle against smiling.] Thanks for that.

Do you mean when those droids got me, or before that?
corona: (‣ surprise)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, she was so sure she was over the mood swinging, but maybe not. ]

That's... that's terrible. You've been living in this - in whatever all this muck is for an entire six months? [ Her eyes don't quite fill with tears, but the look on her face could fool you with ease. ] Oh my gosh, Rock– [ shaking her head ] I didn't know. I– Come on.

[ If she ever gets around to learning the proper social attitudes, she'll apologise to her "boldness" for this later. As it is, Rapunzel reaches for his hand, fully intending to drag him along the belt and onwards towards the sunlight. ] We need to get you out of here.
beaconed: (035)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-03 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
What's the alternative? You headbutting me on this pile of trash for the rest of my life? It doesn't sound like I have much of a choice, heh.

[ Geez, of course he wants to get out!! But amethyst, huh... he should come up with a name for her, too. ]

...tress girl.
corona: (‣ scathing remark-making face)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
What are you talking about? There's– [ She whirls around and sees nothing but grey metal on a landscape of unrelenting metallic monochrome. Same, same, same. Her eyes narrow.

Where's the voice at? ]


... Hello?
nacreous: (now go even faster)

pearl | steven universe | ota

[personal profile] nacreous 2016-01-03 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
PHASE II

[you know what? Pearl is officially done with Trash Day. and that's bad because it has just started for her. no sooner than she stepped foot into ViViD, she is being accosted by these drones. thankfully, Pearl is a fighter, and she is fending off the majority by slashing them to pieces with her spear.

unfortunately, that just alerts the drones to send back-up, and you have caught her in the middle of a great battle. one Pearl against fifty or so drones. she looks like she is doing okay at first, but she's also becoming physically exhausted. she won't last much longer, especially if more drones keep coming. either join in the fight, or help her get out of the game, or something!]


I am not garbage! [hack! slash! pierce!] Stop calling me that!

PHASE III

[so Pearl and you have made it to the incinerator. right now, she is currently looking for a way back up the chute, blissfully unaware of the oncoming danger. if you watch her for a moment, you'll see that she is attempting to build something, and she's quite good at it, digging through the pieces of trash and fashioning steps to get you both back to the chutes.

also she is pulling spears out of her head and using them to hold things together. weird]


All right! I think I've almost made it. [she points to you and whether you like it or not, you have now been recruited to help her] Can you bring me that container?

BONUS

Steven?

[Pearl calls out across the wasteland, looking for any signs of life. hopefully she will find her friends, if they managed to get to Cerealia] Garnet! Amethyst? [a pause as she stops to catch her breath. she seems to be short of it for some reason, which is silly. there doesn't seem to be any physical damage to her, so she shouldn't have to regenerate. right? or maybe...

whatever the case may be, Pearl only takes a few more steps before she's passed out without having the opportunity to poof. and when she wakes up, she groans. one side of her feels incredibly heavy. she tries to sit up but finds she is restrained?]


Whaa--?

[slowly, confused, Pearl turns her head to see what is tying her down]
lackoftrust: sℓιρкησт, sηυғғ (if i can change i hope i never know)

[personal profile] lackoftrust 2016-01-03 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[She just looks flabbergasted. A game? Seriously? Once she gets over that it's all she can do to make a scoffing sound.]

This is a pretty terrible game then! Who'd want to play this?
respectful: (pic#9603654)

[personal profile] respectful 2016-01-03 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
( he has to think twice about pulling kotowari out. an indecent state is not worth the haste of getting the vermin out as soon as possible, but it's tempting, especially with how quickly the grotesque lump crawls up and around his leg. his fingers press together, hand chopping down and blocking each path the rat takes, stopping it from going further.

and just as he senses, he hears the formidable presence behind him. )


... Saruhiko Fushimi. ( he swallows. ) So you're here as well.

( and, because he's polite: ) Could you please turn around? Just for a moment.
corona: (‣ uneasy)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well this scenario never came up in any of her Mother's rigorously practiced - of course! - contingency exercises. What do you do if someone asks why they shouldn't mess with your hair? ]

... Please. I don't want any trouble. Really. Hah. I'm just trying to get my bearings. All right?

[ apparently you tell the truth? ]
swordsitter: (watch all the storms rising)

[personal profile] swordsitter 2016-01-03 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ look, haru's tantou-sized, he has to make do with what he has. and what he has right now is a broom handle.

at luke's comment, his lips part.. then shut. you make a good point, sir. ]
Well.. yeah, that's probably true. Maybe this is what being code is supposed to be like.

[ the question earns a brief pause, then a cautious nod. ] Yes? [ why do you sound uncertain, haru.. ] I mean, he hasn't lived with us long. Mutsu-kun brought him home last time there were new arrivals, so I haven't had a lot of time to get to know him. He's nice, though. [ yes, haru and his family do apparently bring home stray people. ask him sometime about the nightmare king in his closet. ] He helped look after the household and my spirits when the ghosts were making me sick. [ welcome to hell, luke skywalker. ]
jinko: (79.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-03 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yukina's smile, however small, is enough for Atsushi— he doesn't ask for much except for approval in subtle places, and accordingly, the tension in his shoulders releases once he realizes that she's allowed him to stick around, even if only for now. ]

That's probably the best option. Ah, be careful—

[ The ground underneath them, while slow-moving, is still inching towards the fiery pit slowly; some trash slides under their feet, and Atsushi offers a hand if Yukina needs it for balance while she makes her way up. ]

Its hard to tell if this place is actually threatening or not, but... it's never bad to be careful.
antecede: marco? polo? (↺ the worst game of hide and seek)

[personal profile] antecede 2016-01-03 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[that isn't a new one either, so his answer is almost reflexive:]

I was around your age [guessing, anyway, by the look of her] during the Battle of Yavin. The Empire didn't care how old any of us were.

[he's really looking at her now, though. something about her doesn't quite match the normal surprised response or token protests. in fact, just his lightsaber is usually evidence enough to most people, since no one else alive in the galaxy carries one around, let alone with the signature green blade. he's already seen a lot of strange things today...

so he asks:]
Why can't I be Luke Skywalker? What were you expecting?
Edited 2016-01-03 06:31 (UTC)
sayonaradumbass: (fuck youuuuuu)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-03 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! You did that on purpose, you bastard!

[thankfully he flings the mag down, but there's puke on his hands and he'll use those hands to grab Sougo by the collar of his jacket, then shake him]

You did that on purpose! I'm gonna drown you in your own barf.
jinko: (65.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-03 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Weird? It's just a normal—

[ He looks back and forth between Saburo and the shirt he's gunning for, which honestly just looks like a plain white collared shirt to him. For a moment, Atsushi wonders if this guy is really okay...

...until his fingers brush the sleeves of the hideous cat sweater, and the spell breaks.
]

—Eh?! Ehhh?! [ NO... the humiliation!! He swings his hand away, but the sweater sticks to his fingers like glue. Ah. ] What happened?! It was just a normal shirt!
corona: (‣ group shoulder-huddle)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Why d'you have two of them? [ Her question comes out a little muffled because she'd been thoughtlessly chewing on a piece of hair. Bad habit. She shrugs the mass of it over her shoulder. ] Two names, I mean.

[ Somewhere in the distance there's what sounds like an explosion. Something crumbling and falling, perhaps. ]

M...aybe we should - get out of here. Uh– Yeah, I-I didn't know there were rabbits on the moon! Wow. Is Japanese where you come from?
onerous: (Can we go back to that day)

[personal profile] onerous 2016-01-03 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Yuri glances up at the question.] Hm? Oh... This isn't real. [Say that a little more blase, Yuri, why don't you?]

It's a simulator-- a virtual reality game. But sometimes things go wrong and people can't log out of the game unless they do something CERES or the game wants. Or sometimes it's just stuck for a while.

It's inconvenient... [SIGHS. To put it lightly, you know.]
stoleyourride: (> 07)

[personal profile] stoleyourride 2016-01-03 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Technically, this part's a video game. Pretty impressive technology.

[the unstable ground is extremely unfun to be walking on, but years of sneaking around at least means kaitou is sure on his feet. having to focus a little less on falling over gives him a bit more of a chance to consider takeru properly.]

Is greeting people by appearing from nowhere a habit of yours?
jinko: (11.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-03 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ah, a very pragmatic megane... Fushimi immediately reminds Atsushi of the patented Someone He Knows, and it prompts him to straighten his posture and assume the air of someone who is Intimidated.

The wild gesticulating and the sudden pitch in his voice might clue Fushimi in to this. Probably.
]

I... y-yeah, it's... I didn't mean to insinuate that you wouldn't have been able to figure that out on your own! I just didn't want to assume...

[ He trails off, because even he realizes that this is pathetic. ]

But, I thought that maybe I could... help. [ not better. ]
antecede: (↺ not jedi)

[personal profile] antecede 2016-01-03 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Me neither.

[luke frowns upwards (and up, and up) at the garbage chute and their surroundings. he probably could cut their way out of here, but it'd be bad if he caused the entire place to collapse on them -- and anyone else in here.]

I've got ideas. But no plan, yet.