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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

dirtdevil: (a salty surprise)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2016-01-03 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh, right. a cyborg.

...wait, what's a cyborg? he tilts his head, giving Genos another once-over to see if he can't figure it out on his own. unfortunately, even his own CereVice still mystifies him to some extent. the woes of hailing from a technologically-challenged hellhole. ]


A cyborg?
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[personal profile] eyemask 2016-01-03 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
But this is bad, I'm starting to feel faint ... [ Now he's practically hanging off of Kaneda. Sougo breaks out into another coughing fit, gripping onto the other boy for support. ] You can't say things like 'it's not blood'. If I really die, this will be the last thing I remember, and I'll come back to haunt you --

[ He starts to cough more violently, staggering his way a few steps forward. Just forward enough to get close to that beloved porno mag that Kaneda has in his hands.

... And then he pukes his tomato juice all over it. ]
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phase I

[personal profile] swordplays 2016-01-03 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[It's not like he's particularly interested in how much trouble other people are having with this level, but when he spots this particular struggling player, Fushimi can't help but stop what he's doing.

He doesn't actually expect Kuroh to be having too much trouble, but he'd have to be completely oblivious not to notice his new predicament. Even in a video game, dealing with vermin like that is disgusting. If he were the type to slow clap, he would, but he'll settle for being rude. Shocking.]


You've got bigger problems then recycling right now, don't you?
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[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-03 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ well, yata certainly didn't expect an answer like that. it's relieving, to say the least, but just because the green king says he won't pull any air gear-level shit doesn't mean that he won't. in which case, homra's yatagarasu is on the case! he'll just have to follow nagare around.

sorry in advance. ]


Heh! It's good that you know your place.
meouch: (pic#9878154)

[personal profile] meouch 2016-01-03 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh. there's a low whistle at that, as he throws her a look over his shoulder, the ears on top of his head perking up. that's a point, and he's certainly not one to give up. that wouldn't do for a superhero to do that, would it?

it really could just be a points thing. ]


I like how you think, Miss Blue Healer. And talk—but that's obvious.

[ WITH THOSE PUNS. he settles on his tire, continuing pensively with a cant of the head: ]

Hmm. We could stuff some kind of cardboard bottom in this tire and use it like a basket. [ what is this? an actual kind of good idea?! ] Maybe this thing did have a point.

[ no it didn't but sure, let's go with that ]
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[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-03 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Coruscant? [ That's a long way from home. Then again, everything felt like a long ways from home to someone who hadn't been off-world until the last few days of her life. ]

...Rey. [ And Kerra isn't the only one to be skeptical of the story told by CERES, whoever they were. It was so bizarrely detached from the conflict between the First Order and the Resistance, but the galaxy was a big place. ] From Jakku.

[ Rey watches her carefully, then. She still felt insignificantly small in the grand scheme of things, but if this woman had any relation with the First Order she might have heard her name thanks to her actions at Starkiller Base. ]
corona: (‣ singing gentlemen to sleep?)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Actually it's... kind of fun? Heh. Is that weird? [ She's decided to abandon any attempts at remaining cool and aloof and sophisticated in front of this guy. Dashing/suave is not her scene, however much experience he clearly has with it. ]

[ Rapunzel looks down at him and grins. ]
See. This is much better than going at each other. Ah– [ Er... ] Fighting, I mean. [ pft ]

[ Moments like these - awkward, exciting, not-too-uncomfortable moments like these are moments where she ought to fumble for some sort of connective point. The other man she met said he was running from royal infantry forces right? ]


...So. Is, uh. France nearby?
respectful: (pic#9877435)

[personal profile] respectful 2016-01-03 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
( it's not as if he was expecting to fall very gracefully, but having a body break his short drop to the ground is an extra layer of worrisome. before any apologies can slip out through his mouth, he's harshly shoved off — with the cutout obstructing the natural roll-and-kneel position of defense he attempts to recover in. his leg gets further stuck in, and his hands stay clear on its "shoulders", bending it to face misaki yata as well.


... misaki yata? ah, that rude and uncouth man. he might have shunned his attempt at friendship, but kuroh intuits there's something trustworthy about him deep down. perhaps it was a clansman-to-clansman thing. he can't say he isn't relieved to see a familiar face, even if it's ... this one. )


A-again with that name? ( it slips out in an indignant huff, face reddening as he scrambles to stand. with his waifu. ) It's stuck! She's stuck! ( and he has to ask for his help. probably. )
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[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-03 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ She starts picking through the refuse herself, not minding the conversation so much to keep her mind off of other things. She hasn't noticed his lightsaber yet - but she hasn't really looked for one. What were the odds of meeting someone down here who was carrying one of those?

(Apparently not too shabby, considering she carries one herself.)

She pulls a tangle knot of cable from the trash and starts to unwind it. ]
No. I just arrived. What about you?
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[personal profile] bakudanma 2016-01-03 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
The only thing— [ doof ] — that is exposed — [ doof ] is your blatant — [ doof ] SADISM!! [ ~*ding!*~ ]

[ Incredible. He didn't want to work with this guy — he really didn't. He wanted to run away from him, h o n e s t l y. Then it wouldn't be so bad. It really wouldn't. Working together with any cowardly Bakufu dog seems distasteful, but.

They're in this mess and now Okita is stuck in this hell hole too. The very place Katsura desired to rip apart from it's roots. ]


Kneeing eachother in the b*lls isn't going to get us out of here!
[ says the master escapist... who usually doesn't make much sense of the situation. ]
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[personal profile] dereban 2016-01-03 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ It was a mostly rhetorical question, but alright. Shaking her head, all Inaba herself can do is let out a rather ragged sigh as she manages to get right back up and straighten herself out. ]

It's fine. This level is really shitty compared to the previous ones...
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[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-03 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ A look of surprise flashes across her features at finding an actually functioning droid out here - but it quickly fades when she sees the trash drones zipping towards her.

This can't be good.

However, instead of running away from Bender and the trash drones, she runs towards them, staff in hand.

SAY YOUR PRAYERS ]
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[personal profile] meouch 2016-01-03 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ he was going to say something along the lines of "but they aren't furry, they're leather—" but kaneda's moving on which is probably for the best.

it's dangerous to dwell too much on chat's fashion choices.

so, he nods, adds in lightly: ]


Recycling is the theme of the game, so maybe it's possible.

[ and then mirrors the bracing against the trash, preparing to pull. ]

One!
jungled: (pic#9814505)

bonus!

[personal profile] jungled 2016-01-03 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[While not especially sociable, Nagare probably hadn't been avoiding people on purpose. He'd likely just ran out of energy before he could beat the level and was... stuck. As a result, he's kind of just limply attached to Genos now, bound by this trash bag rather than his straitjacket and unable to move. He can't even struggle, and with his current demeanor, it almost seems like he's just— accepted his fate.

Well, he's known his limitations for a long time now.]


I'm afraid I do not. I wonder if this game is reflective of this world's society.

[Is this how people are normally treated here, or is it just something made up for the game? ...or is the game just broken? He has no idea, really, but that was only natural for a new player.]
corona: (‣ what if i'm a world unturning?)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
You weren't silly. Whoever set this nasty trap was. [ She flashes Rise a brave, righteous sort of smile and returns to the task of running her nails along notably sticky sections of the paper cup, trying to keep as little of the sugar mixture as she can off of herself. ] I mean, it's only natural, I think. Or at least it feels that way. To want to rescue something important out here, in the middle of all this destruction. To find something you can hold onto.

Mm, but - what was it? Are you still looking? I think your - posture, by the way. Your way of carrying yourself. It's like lightning.
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[personal profile] respectful 2016-01-03 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
( his skin is not very capable of blanching —— maybe a shade or two, but he pales to all of his capability at spotting the same man. again. it's compromising position after compromising position (how convenient...) it seems, and the dawning horror is soon eclipsed by a brilliant red that colors his cheeks.

his deep voice raises several pitches, breath hitched to a near-squeak. )
I don't know what you mean by that! ( of course he does, and it's horrible. he clears his throat, trying on a more prideful approach. one that says he's not about to be defeated by this lewd cutout waifu stuck to him, with her soulless eyes and -- )

And I certainly don't need your unhelpful remarks. ( he can't even draw his blade this way, let alone use his colorless abilities.)
Edited 2016-01-03 04:57 (UTC)
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[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ It is around this time, of course, that the scream of metal against rusty metal bites through the air. There are more drones coming, and their load will probably bury the two girls beneath several layers of garbage. ]

Uh. Finish this conversation at the top of the hair wall? [ is that what you're calling it?!?? ]
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[personal profile] erranthero 2016-01-03 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Coruscant, yes.

[She doesn't seem to recognize either name, Jakku in particular. Frowning, she scratches her chin in thought, considering those names. Admittedly...she wasn't particularly well educated on the Outer Rim, but the name rang no bells. And the way she was being watched?]

...Should I have heard of you, Rey? Not a name that rings any bells. [A beat.] Are you with the Republic?
corona: (‣ be steady on your feet)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, at this point declaring any sort of ignorance on her part seems gratuitous; there is a universal library of knowledge out there that she has never accessed! ]

Corona. I'm from Corona. Er. More specifically, I lived in a tower in the ruins in a canyon in a forest in the Kingdom of Corona. That's what Mother always taught me. You know, in case some horrible mercenary or something were to come for me while she was gone. Hey, maybe we should try to sit up together? Anyway. I thought Atlas was an improper noun. Not in this case?
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[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-03 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
You... [ The response leaves her nonplussed, because it's knowing, wearied, like it's not the first time he's heard such skepticism. And who wouldn't be skeptical? Luke Skywalker was, quite literally, the stuff of legends.

But she had seen him - only for a handful of moments, just before she'd been tugged here - and this couldn't be him. ]


I'd say you look much too young, actually. [ Her tone is guarded and cold, but she can't entirely hide a note of utter confusion. Was this a trick? Some kind of trial, or vision? There's so much she doesn't understand about the Force still, and the one person who had those answers claimed to be impossibly before her. ]
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[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-03 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not the one giving up! You're the one who won't make sacrifices!

[he waves him off and scowls; rich people. They're stubborn and you just can't live with 'em. He especially doesn't want to hear lectures like he knows what he's talking about.

You can bet Kaneda will find it and will fall on his ass, though.]
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[personal profile] snowyoni 2016-01-03 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Yukina likewise releases a breath. When Atsushi begins shaking his arm, she looks back almost surprised at her grip on him. It slackens and completely turns him loose quickly after, a bit sheepish. She hadn't precisely meant to latch onto the poor man but one doesn't spend much of their life as a bodyguard not to attempt a quick reaction in a tight situation.

She offers the faintest of smiles in the next moment.]


It would seem so.

[While they're still being spared though, they both need to find a way out like he mentions. She turns away from what would have been their doom and considers their options.]

Do you believe we could climb out the way we came in?
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[personal profile] respectful 2016-01-03 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
( what a sorry state he'd been in. it seems as if there'd been one mishap after another, and preposterous as the circumstances had been, he felt a bit defeated. what kind of service could he provide to his king if he can't even recall how he got into this predicament in the first place?

the voice behind him is steady, at least. there isn't any panic, a fact that helps instill calmness in himself. his brow furrows as he shifts, trying not to feel his pride wounded by that last question. )
Of course. ( she doesn't know if he's injured or not. it's not that she assumes he's weak. probably. still, the need to prove himself useful is incensed. he bends his leg at its knee, then folds his other in, heel pressing on to the ground. he'll patiently wait to feel her shift, then synchronize. ) What material is this?
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[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-03 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
I don't see what's so nice about it. [ But, he does seem mostly harmless, and a bit of an idiot. She draws back her staff, posture relaxing - if only slightly. ]

I'm scavenging. What do you mean, "beat this level"? [ DON'T MIND HER JUST...glossing over who she is. She's not about to give her name freely someone who could sell her out to the First Order. ]
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[personal profile] noweyesee 2016-01-03 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm just--

[Takeru had to cool himself down for a moment. Of all places to end up... Why did it have to be trash land?! He wasn't sure how apologetic this guy was being, but he'd still take it.]

Sorry. I'm just trying to wrap my head around all of this. [Childishly, he'll kick a can aside.] Just what kind of world is this?