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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

corona: (‣ CAUGHT!)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hey– Stop! You're - gonna make me–

[ AAAAND too late suckas. There she goes all over the place and towards the ground. If they knock heads again, someone is going to end up with a concussion!! ]
niceguypose: (chipper)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-03 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Cannot stop, will not stop.]

I am so happy that you approve! Please feel free to use it at your own discretion!

[He laughs at her guesses.]

It is not truly made of fire, and it is not a kingdom. The fire is symbolic in nature... I believe that it must refer to the way that our fighting spirits burn brightly!! [He never thought to ask if there is an actual reason. But he keeps pressing onwards as they talk, without any fatigue.]
adornmental: (not my aesthetic)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-03 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[IT'S NOT PANDORA HEARTS TIER YET AT LEAST...

But why is she coming closer. Kashuu can't back up any further either?! There's a bigass pile of soggy trash behind him and he is not touching that, nope, no sir.]


—Of course! [Is that a trick question??] I'm super cute.
adornmental: (like a flock of crows)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-03 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I'm a sword. I am one.

[Said in a very "duh" tone!! ...But he will, at the very least, step forward and hold his hand out so that he can give her a boost up if she needs one. Sitting in the garbage is no fun okay, he's spent his day doing that and he can attest to how awful garbage-sogged pants are.]

Geez... Anyway, it's not always this dirty and smelly. This is just a bad level in ViViD. The actual colony we all stay in is outside of this place.
corona: (‣ death is a charade)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
No. [ She shakes her head and pulls sharply at the bundle of hair looped around her waist, drawing it taught. ] I know what it's supposed to mean... in theory. They explained that part during the presentation. And I - I remember flashing in front of my eyes before I passed out.

That's what must've happened right? We were all attacked and then brought here?

...But this is nothing like what we were shown! It's– [ Well, let's just say District 12 wants its outfit back. ] So desolate. How can I believe that my home, that my mother, was hurt somewhere and... and that this is all that's left? It just doesn't seem possible.

[ THIS IS CHEERY SOCIALISING ]
beaconed: (pic#8879230)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-03 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ouch, not only does his head hit a steel pipe when they hit the ground, but it's also assaulted by the other girl's head as they bump once more. Double whammy! ]

Aaagh!! C-Can we just stop for a second?! You're killing me! Timeout!

[ Not to mention he's squashed underneath her now. What a day... ]
jinko: (10.)

iii!

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-03 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Tell him about it: he'd also been inwardly panicking as their circumstances brought them closer and closer to the proverbial edge, but once he realizes that their gristly fate is prone to getting postponed, he releases the breath that he'd been holding and turns towards Yukina with a half-relieved, half-exasperated smile. ]

Well... I guess this is better than what we were both expecting...?

[ Perhaps an understatement. Gently shaking the arm that he's being held by, Atsushi indicates that neither of them probably have to be too worried at the moment. ]

But we should probably still get away from here while we can, huh. What a day...
corona: (‣ hesitating)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. [ Yes she is taking this in with all the gravity it rightly deserves. Other human beings are so interesting!! ] Well. What... do you fight? Monsters or something?

[ Rapunzel gasps. Her stomach whines. Finally it hits her! ]

[ lol jk ]


Is... that what you're here to do? Stop the Flamemines? The Flame miners? Ugh. I mean those creatures who destroyed... who supposedly destroyed our homes a-and whatnot? We were told something awful had happened to this place.
meouch: (pic#9878156)

[personal profile] meouch 2016-01-03 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ he's got a better smolder. i mean— ]

And I'm not all leather and good looks. If you're okay with it, I can at least make an attempt—I've got claws to back up most of my meows.

[ in other words, he's got superpowers. but, again, complicated superhero things... and he's much more of the show-y guy than the talk-y guy. chat glances along the length of her hair pensively, shaking his head; afterwards he moves closer to rapunzel, ready to carry her, bridal style, with her approval. ]

Unfortunately, I'm afraid I can't do much about the hair. That'll have to trail behind us, though you can gather it on top of you, maybe. I won't move too fast, in case it gets caught on anything.

[ this is just so she doesn't destroy her feet. er, more.

honestly, in a way, adrien's glad he's managed to find someone nice in the chaos that is this incredibly smelly and confusing situation?! not that he'd mention that out loud, he's supposed to be the reassuring one as chat noir. ]
digiteyesed: (pic#9593080)

[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-03 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Whirls around suddenly, getting up in Rapunzel's face and full of passion. This kind of depressing topic isn't something Ene can abide, and she's going to aggressively drag hope out of this situation somehow!!]

Who cares about what they said? Where's the proof? They want us to protect them, so they'll say anything to ensure that, I don't believe my friends or my home would give in so easily.

And - and even if they are telling the truth, that doesn't mean they're gone! Look at us! We're right here, we're okay. So that means our loved ones can be okay too! Nobody's lost at all, we just have to fight a little harder to get back to them. Don't go giving up hope now.
striketwice: (012)

[personal profile] striketwice 2016-01-03 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ Laxus merely gives a shrug of his shoulders and follows along ] You got a name, kid?
corona: (‣ sarcasm)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
You know, gemstone guy, you can make all the accusations you want, but...

[ Hey, this position gives her a bit of leverage! She sits a little straighter, balanced on her spread palms, and evaluates the situation with a grin. Too bad he isn't the type to respond dutifully to threats. Not like that Flynn Rider, who was ever-so-malleable tied to her chair. ]

Look. I'm...kinda gonna to need your help if we're going to get out of this. Er. If... we're going to stand up straight some day, that is. Clearly we are going to have to work together. And that means no sudden movements.

--And no fleeing! I promise not to hit you again. Promises from me are never broken.

I promise.
antecede: (↺ it's okay i have a plan)

[personal profile] antecede 2016-01-03 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[the response is, actually, familiar enough that it doesn't faze him.]

If you're going to say I look taller in the holos, [he says, wryly. resigned,] I get that a lot.

[which is ridiculous. what has height got to do with fighting the empire? the ewoks did just fine against a whole army of stormtroopers, and they average out at maybe a third of his height.

but he's intrigued by her reaction the more he thinks about it; she has to be a rebel sympathizer or a -- something. certainly not an imperial type. and her force presence seems so vivid...just who is this girl?]
heiroglyphs: (Default)

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-01-03 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Not just homes. Industry, transportation, weapons... Dust powers just about everything.

[Or at least she thought it did. How have you never heard of it?

Oh yeah. The bag. Hm.]


Not... much longer. [Sigh.] I hope. I'm just about ready for this day to be over.

...And to have a three-hour bath.
undaunts: (ok new plan: we ride the grimm)

[personal profile] undaunts 2016-01-03 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
... Oh. You... don't remember?

[Wow, this must have been what everyone felt like with her, huh?

But with that in mind, Ruby just musters up the best smile she can.]


Don't worry, Weiss. I'll help you out. I've been here for a bit, so I actually know things! Um, to help I mean! I know helpful things.

Yes.

[BE IMPRESSED]
meouch: (pic#9878152)

1/2

[personal profile] meouch 2016-01-03 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ he likes this one!!

just, there's something about playful banter that's good. and fun. and more enjoyable than being confused, alone, with a tire stuck to his hand, pinning him to the ground. ]


My pawleasure!

[ and he'll move forward!! determined!! absolutely UNHESITANT!! ]
niceguypose: (righteous)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-03 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
[His eyes widen at her surprise - and the other noise that is emitted.]

The Flam Men?! [He has been here for six whole months.] Ah... I have been trained to try to fight any enemy, especially those who endanger those precious to me! The Flam Men are one of those enemies... If I ever find them, I will put my very life on the line to defeat them all!

[He raises a determined fist. But then he softens a bit.]

I... I know, that it is difficult to hear about such things that have supposedly happened...
corona: (‣ unamused)

1/2

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ AUGHALKFN that line!!

That line? This face. ]
meouch: (pic#9860957)

[personal profile] meouch 2016-01-03 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ .... until he stops, observing their trashy overworld, his hand raising up to scratch the back of his hea—

—oh, oops, that's the hand with the tire. his other hand raises up to scratch the back of his head in thought. ]


If this entire level's about recycling, are we supposed to put everything recyclable around here in those shoots we were thrown in earlier...?

[ .................. ]

Rather than pawleasure, that's impawssible.

[ what is wrong with this place ]
corona: (‣ what if i'm a crowded desert)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Still, he's being pretty darn considerate. ]

Uh. Thanks, Super Knight. You know, if you feel bad, you don't have to be this nice to me... I forgive you. Uh– Heh. I think my hair should be okay... It's kind of overwhelming, I know.

[ If she pauses for long in this moment she'll undoubtedly start thinking too much about their situation. The "possible impending death part" mainly. Better just to smile confidently, knit both arms around his neck and, against all reason, trust that he's as super as he claims. ] Ready when you are!
digiteyesed: (pic#9593076)

[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-03 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Ene can't help but giggle, both at him almost scratching his head with the tire, and at how quickly that resolve turned around. She's certainly up for the challenge, despite how adamant she is about not touching the trash. When you're a hacker in a digital world you have so many ways around that.]

Eh, giving in so quickly? What a terrible cattitude. Look how many people there are around here, surely we can manage it. Maybe we only need to reach a certain amount between us, we'll never know if everyone decides it's impawssible.
pseudonyms: (I walk a fine line)

[personal profile] pseudonyms 2016-01-03 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
--oh. [That. Wasn't exactly what she was anticipating but okay, sure, that would definitely do it.] Wait, what?

[No. No she can't ignore that, nor can she ignore that Rapunzel's got the right idea and she's even using the toe of her shoe to swipe some of the debris to the side.] I don't really know what fish paste is, but no way. I thought it was--[Whoa, stop.] ...something else. Something I needed to get back before anybody else found it. Turns out the whole thing was just a dirty trick.

[The pun wasn't intentional.] I can't get it to come off. ...it is pretty silly, isn't it?
corona: (‣ smile like nothing is wronggg)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ W-WOAH! Don't go giving up hope?!

This kind of fiery, ecstatic enthusiasm and kindness is totally foreign to her when it's DIRECTED at her. Thus far, her interactions have ranged the impressive gamut from emotionally exhausting to manipulative and probably illegal. She doesn't recognise what's going on at first. Ene is no Pascal!

Rapunzel frowns, opens her mouth as if to speak, even going so far as to raise a finger before dropping it and turning away, brows drawn together once more. Then, at last, she meets Ene's gaze, takes in her pretty blue hair, and sort of smiles. ]


Uh. Are you trying to cheer me up? Because... if you are, it's totally working.

I think.
digiteyesed: (pic#9593047)

[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-03 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[She waits patiently for Rapunzel to finally say something, arms folded with the determined expression never leaving her face!! However, when Rapunzel comes out with that, she does have to laugh and pats her cheerfully on the back]

Of course it is! I know what I'm talking about, it's going to be fine. We'll make it fine.
heiroglyphs: (Default)

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-01-03 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
You don't sound so sure.

[Either that or you're just being awkward about teaching her something for a change.

Still, it's not like she had many other options. Save us, O Glorious Leader.]


Alright, if it'll get us out of this dump faster, what do you know?