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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

oneirism: (You are only getting stranger)

BONUS!!

[personal profile] oneirism 2016-01-03 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Well. It could be worse.

Even though the more fashion-conscious side of her is appalled at having to wear a garbage bag, she doesn't mind everything else. Even though the poor guy she's stuck with looks like he's about to completely panic.

So she just blinks at him, expression completely calm as she shrugs a shoulder. He didn't put them in this, so she doesn't understand why he's apologizing.]


... For what? It's not your fault, or were you trying to get stuck together with me like this? [Completely deadpan as she says this.]
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="matocc" site="tumblr.com"> ) (007)

[personal profile] trueend 2016-01-03 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[A way out does sound like a good idea, but... Is there really one? It looks like there are infinite piles of garbage as far as the eye can see, which is pretty discouraging.

Still. Where there's a will, there's a way. Or something smart sounding like that? Um. Yeah. They rock back and forth on their heels for a moment, frowning as they glance at their surroundings, before just picking a direction and walking.

Follow: Yes? / No?]
stillinbloom: (waiting in line for my ID.)

[personal profile] stillinbloom 2016-01-03 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Of course they're not... [That'd be too easy!! Look she's done nothing in her life to deserve this.

She takes a few steps away to sit down heavily on a cardboard box...which promptly crumples beneath her and leaves her sprawling on the trash.

This is fine.
]

Aarrghh! This place sucks! [She stamps her feet and flails her fists childishly.] And it smells and it's dirty and I ran into a weirdo who thinks he's a sword and knew my dad and and...! [why do things happen so much]
osuni: (TEEHEE)

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-03 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
[it's a hard knock life for rhys]

You'd be in more pain if my kick landed, you know.

[HMMMM Okuni pulls out a... MARKER from the folds of her kimono.]

Hey, try not to move, okay? [UNCAPS IT]
heiroglyphs: (Default)

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-01-03 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, what? Vytal Festival. Big bowls of noodles. Getting ready for the second round. None of this rings any bells?

Did you hit your head or something?
jinko: (53.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-03 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's...calm about this, which helps somewhat!! It's better than her screaming at him and calling him things like a pervert, after all.

...Actually? There's also something profoundly nervewracking about her complete placidity, and Atushi tries to put his hands up (he can't— one arm is still buried in this garbage bag) to indicate that he doesn't intend to be untoward.
]

I! I definitely wasn't, so please don't misunderstand...! [ wait, does that sound rude?? Regroup. ] It's just, this whole thing... it's not exactly what anyone would want, right?
corona: (‣ so disconcerting)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
What am I doing? [ Where on earth does he get away with asking these questions? ] You– You have the audacity to actually ask me what I'm doing when... [ Gesturing as she is, Rapunzel is soon made aware of the specifics of the situation. Namely that they're sharing some sort of wrinkly, sterile-smelling cloak, and that, as clothing goes, it is not of the corset type.

When she looks up, she's caught unawares by the unreal violet of his eyes. This seems to be the second order of the day. Way to be a weirdo, girl. ]


I... [ gotta keep up steam!! ] I just– I assumed you'd be a kidnapping, fang-toothed ruffian. Obviously.
echoistic: (4.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-03 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[UHHHHHHH]

W-Why?
oneirism: (I've got nothing clever around you)

[personal profile] oneirism 2016-01-03 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[... Ah, he just seems to be panicking even more. Oops.

Well, at least ghost buddy isn't too mad about this situation, even if he's hovering about grumping.]


... Right. So you have nothing at all to apologize for. [Pause.] You don't need to panic so much either, I'm not gonna start yelling or anything like that.

[A-attempts to be reassuring...? At least the lineface has softened a tiny bit.]
beaconed: (pic#8879227)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-03 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Kidnapper-- have you seen what we're trapped in!? I could say the same about you! [ Wait. ] Please don't hit me again.
osuni: (HOW S C A N D A L O U S)

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-03 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[WEIRD CANON RULES STRIKE AGAIN APPARENTLY..... Okuni tilts her head to the side, still approaching...]

And are you satisfied with your appearance? [this is def an innocent question]
corona: (‣ if you're never gonna see)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Too bad the dictionary wasn't inside me all along. What's... vivid? You mentioned it before as if it were a place or a thing... You know. [ glancing up ] Instead of an adjective? How do you even know about this allegedly evil plan?

[ beat ]

Not that I don't believe you, cute as you are. There isn't much other choice right now, anyway. I'm just... wondering. I guess.
jinko: (56.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-03 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... sorry. I guess I got a bit jumpy, huh.

[ The situation being what it is, he doesn't think it could've been helped, but. He settles down when she seems to ease her neutrality too, and falls into something a little less frantic to give her a timid half-smile. ]

This is inconvenient, but it doesn't look like we're in any immediate danger. Sorry... can you try pulling away from me for a moment?

[ 'I want to try something' is implied, and he laughs softly under his breath to indicate apology. ]
undaunts: (is it time for the obligatory angst)

[personal profile] undaunts 2016-01-03 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Shhhh minor details.]

Oh, this is just ViViD, it's no big deal-- but more importantly, when did you get here?!

[Ruby probably shouldn't be so dismissive about ViViD, but...she can't quite help it. It's ViViD after all. She's been here too long.]

We looked everywhere for you!
corona: (‣ maybe about you)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Uh huh. [ She's not buying it, and goes as far as to raise her free hand anyway, since it's such an effective threat. ] Actually? For your information I have seen it. The fact that I don't know what it's supposed to be? Pretty solid proof, I think, that I am the innocent one here.

Free me and you're free to go without being hit.
heiroglyphs: (Default)

I want these two to be bffs ogod

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-01-03 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
You only have one name?

[Are you an orphan or some--]

N-no, not that kind of dust. Capital "D". The energy source.

[...]

You... don't have Dust where you come from, either.

[Are you from space?! You must be from space.]
jinko: (3.)

phase iv!

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-03 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Listen, he doesn't mean to look as judgmental as he winds up looking, but that sure is a naughty mag in this guy's hand and he sure did announce that it belongs to him without much trepidation. Or so Atsushi assumes...

Hand outstretched to pick up a terrible sweater (it looks like a shirt that was given to him by one of the first people he could ever call friends), Atsushi turns his head and. Stares.
]

...You probably shouldn't say things like that so loudly...

[ Come on, man. ]
corona: (‣ let's pretend that we are the same)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
I completely disobeyed my mother's orders and made the grave mistake of leaving my house. [ A MISTAKE WE HAVE ALL MADE. ]

[ The task of picking a path through the field of refuse between her and Rise is significantly easier than it first appeared. Safety in numbers! Best to take a look at the damage now while it's still in early stages. What is that on her hand?? ]


Woah. What happened? Did you... adhere this to yourself with fish paste? It doesn't look like it wants to come off.
beaconed: (GIRL SCREAM)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-03 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Wahh!! Stop-- get away from me-- [ Jaune attempts to run, forgetting that they're bound together. SHIT SHE'S STILL HERE.] AGH!!!
eyemask: (50.)

[personal profile] eyemask 2016-01-03 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's someone speaking to him, but looking right past him. In fact, this person appears to be looking at a cardboard cut-out of a busty babe in lingerie instead. There's also a large hole going through the cut-out's crotch, because it's actually the same one in Kuroh's top level here. Now where has he seen that before?

So, does this person mean to speak to him or the cut-out? It's hard to tell, but it's kind of fun hassling people with bad eyesight so Sougo sticks around. ]


Looks like someone's already had their way with that thing, Mister. It's probably too traumatized to speak to you.

[ look at that large hole ... right through its crotch ....

He actually knows the story behind it but he couldn't resist that bad joke. ]
Edited 2016-01-03 00:51 (UTC)
heiroglyphs: (Default)

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-01-03 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
ViViD...? What are you even...?

[She summons a few more glyphs to use as stairs as she walks down to Ruby's level.]

Never mind, not important right now.

I just woke up here today, and I've been walking in circles for hours trying to call you guys. The reception here is terrible.

[Weiss, it's a dump.]
digiteyesed: (pic#9548327)

[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-03 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
I know because they told me. Help them fight these Flamines, whoever or whatever they are, or get erased. Who'd trust someone like that?

[What an annoyingly serious topic, sure Rapunzel should know if she didn't argue the point with them during her introduction, but getting erased brings up some unpleasant memories for Ene.]

As for ViViD, it stands for "Vibrant Virtual DASH". It's a game system, it creates a world for you to play in. Everything in here, everything you're seeing and feeling, it's not real. This is all fake.
heiroglyphs: (Default)

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-01-03 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Stay calm? I'll stay calm when I'm not stuffed inside a trash bag!

[She kicks her feet, trying to create as much distance as she can from her new roommate. Sadly, the bag doesn't yield to her escape attempt.]

Oh, and thank you. It takes years of singing practice to get lungs like these.
Edited 2016-01-03 02:06 (UTC)
digiteyesed: (pic#9593018)

[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-03 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Pulling off her jacket and covering her head with it to protect her from the rain, ughhh. And great, now she scared the kid.]

Aaaah, sorry! Jeez, what a downpour!
corona: (‣ concerned)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Either. How can... your home have an energy source - I mean, one made from dust, no less - that mine doesn't?

[ And what could she mean by "only" one name? Surely that's typical.

Perhaps she was a bit rash, jumping to conclusions about this being easy to understand and all that. ]


Um. Also? Weiss? How long do you think we'll be stuck together like this? Crazy, illogical things cannot happen to people in the outside world every day like this. Right?