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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

corona: (‣ lions make you brave)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm. Possibly about the neatest name I've ever heard in my life.

[ So! The crush of smoke and scent of burning debris doesn't seem to lessen any as they move towards bright light or clean air, though it's nice not to fear for her life. Unfortunately, lack of adrenaline is causing her stomach to growl. ] You live in a kingdom made of fire? How do you not just - burn up? Isn't that implied in the name? Unless 'fire' here means really hot...
corona: (‣ something you may not believe in)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hah. That'll earn Ene a chiding look and click of the tongue. The joke (?) highlights an important point, though: there's no sense worrying everyone in the immediate vicinity by constantly freaking out. Rapunzel takes a deep breath and locks anxiety, her terror, solidly behind the mental bars inside herself. ]

You think I'm cute. Right. The trash, though? Definitely could be worse, I agree.
Edited 2016-01-02 23:24 (UTC)
digiteyesed: (pic#9548371)

[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-02 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you say 'you' like I don't know cute? I'm an expert on cute!

[This joke, she says so much more seriously than the actual serious part of the conversation they're having.]

Trash could be worse, but it's still boring and gross, so what do you say we go find somewhere nicer?

[personal profile] risingforce 2016-01-02 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't worry, he's not the kind of Jedi who would do that. No Dark side for him.

He nods after she gives some instructions and starts looking. While he has his lightsaber, of course his liquid cable launcher is gone. He wouldn't be surprised if someone took it to make it harder to escape from here. He gets the feeling someone's playing with them, and he doesn't like it one bit.

While he looks, he asks her questions to see if he can get more information about what's going on here.
]

Have you been on this planet for long?
meouch: (pic#9800296)

[personal profile] meouch 2016-01-02 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
A deal! You're speaking my language, Goldilocks. Literally, too.

[ the nickname change. mostly because now that he knows Rapunzel is her actual name, that kind of defeats the purpose of using it as a nickname.....

he takes a look down at her feet again, tilting his head curiously. the smirk and playful edge to his voice is gone now, and as he's done twirling his tail he, instead, moves to cross his arms. ]


Should I carry you?

[ this question is entirely serious and actually somewhat concerned. walking through this place looks pretty painful, and it isn't like he couldn't... ]
corona: (‣ or two hundred about you)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ w-what is that look ]

That's too bad. I just... think it'd be easier! You know? In case something bad happens. I... wouldn't want you to get hurt, after all. But, uh. Anyway...! Let's– We should go.

[ Internal reminder: once they've rescued her cat, ask this girl what a pistol is and why this character won't let her use one. ]
corona: (‣ max hug)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I say great idea. [ Time to use this hair of hers as a rope! She's not showing any signs of being disturbed by their continued bickering; it's actually starting to soothe her a bit.

As such, there will be ample grins in Miss Blue's direction as Rapunzel works on the hair rope that'll help get them out of Trash Heap Hell. ]
But - actually what I meant was that I'm kind of a mess right now and you seem extremely cute by comparison.
digiteyesed: (Call me maybe)

[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-02 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[That is some incredibly versatile hair! But gosh Rapunzel is going to need such a bath after this, how much trouble must washing that much hair be?

And as Rapunzel continues to speak, Ene realises that ohhhh she has self esteem issues. Right. Let's work on that.]

It's true, it's true, I'm definitely the cutest. But a huge part of being cute is confidence! Even covered in trash, you can't lose that adorable spark, trust me. The cute was inside you all along.
erranthero: (Neutral)

Good.

[personal profile] erranthero 2016-01-02 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Stepping out of a pile of what might be banana peels (Or maybe watermelon rinds), Kerra runs a hand down her face and studies the girl. Could be younger, could be her age. Definitely has a presence in the Force, and...definitely doesn't seem to be of the more Sith-y persuasion. So that's good. Yellow eyes and lightning bolts aren't high on the priorities list. Not after Verdana.]

I'm Kerra Holt. Ah. From Coruscant, by way of Aquilaris.

[Not mentioning the whole "trapped on another planet with people from other realities" yet, that just seems crazy. This place could well be Ord Mantell, for all she knows, and why make herself out to be more insane than she already is.]

And you?
pseudonyms: (Let's take the worst and make it better)

[personal profile] pseudonyms 2016-01-02 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[On the one hand, Rise's really not sure how to respond to all of Rapunzel's babbling. On the other hand, it's actually helpful in getting her to relax a little more and stop being so tense about being stuck in a pile of trash. Nothing about this is funny, but there's a weird bit of comfort in knowing she's not the only one cluelessly wandering.]

This is still really serious. [But...there's eventually a small grin. Okay, okay.] Looks like we're both stuck until we come up with a plan to get out of here. Getting in here was way easier than getting back out will be. [It raises a good question though.] Wait, how'd you end up in here, too?
jinko: (45.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-02 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
K...kill?!

[ Whoa, this sure escalated quickly...!? Catching a glimpse of someone approaching him with a fan, like he's about to be smacked on the head with it, Atsushi raises both of his hands in the universal sign of 'surrender'.

Even as the rat circles his chest, under his shirt. It's a very visible struggle.
]

Wait, wh— that looks dangerous! [ PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM, he just got here... ]
Edited 2016-01-02 23:55 (UTC)
beaconed: (013)

bonus

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-02 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ha ha, and what a pleasure it is to watch Rapunzel's expression shapeshift, and one may even notice Jaune unintentionally mimicking hers. The confusion, since he doesn't normally wake up in a place like this, the wonder because wow, cute girl, embarrassment... because he smells like dumpster. Of all days to be stuck with a person!!! Oh, and the scream, which is even more high pitched than Rapunzel's just as he gets headbutted right in the face. ]

O-OW!? W-What are you doing?!
beaconed: (007)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-02 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, no? That's... not the last time I saw you, Weiss.

[ Technically, Jaune has yet even to experience that in his canon point. Last time he had seen her was here in Cerealia, when he was in hospital and ready to give up on everything. ]
corona: (‣ hesitating)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh no. This was a mistake. He's like all the most impossibly frustrating parts of Flynn Rider spliced into one twisted, gender-flipped mirror image of herself (uhhh in a manner of speaking). Isn't it clear by now that she can take care of herself?!

Right. Her feet are torn to ribbons. What's funny is that in spite of the pain, what she's witnessed and done still doesn't quite carry the weight of reality with it. She meets his eyes squarely, honestly for maybe the first time. ]


I don't know. Can you? I'm not all light and gold.

[personal profile] 2cool4guardian 2016-01-03 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[The excitement is very welcome, and Jack is about to start showing off when he hears that question. A question that reminds Jack of his first days as spirit and having to witness a witch hunt fo the first time.

He arches an eyebrow at Merlin then decides to land, perching perfectly on a pipe that's sticking out of the piles of garbage.]


That-- depends. Here everyone is safe. Lots of people can use magic. [Intense blue eyes look at the man up and down.] Can you?
pseudonyms: (She's out of control so beautiful)

[personal profile] pseudonyms 2016-01-03 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[!!!!!] I don't want to become paste! [Elizabeth, how could you even suggest that?!]
pseudonyms: (Do you really want to throw it all away)

[personal profile] pseudonyms 2016-01-03 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[But wait. Okay. After that minor exclamation (and after realizing that Elizabeth is moving away from the battle idea), she's thinking about this more rationally.] You'd think the solution would be pretty easy. It's just a garbage bag. Every bag has an opening doesn't it? What if we try to get out that way?
eyemask: (70.)

[personal profile] eyemask 2016-01-03 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes things happen for no reason. If you keep asking 'why', you'll be miserable for the rest of your life. [ ... Okay, no, this actually is his fault even if there's no smidgen of remorse in his tone. Or the rest of him. He really doesn't feel bad at all, sorry Kashuu.

But anyway he does owe the guy an explanation. ]
I thought I could knock one of those things over here. Looks like it exploded instead.
givesalittlewhistle: (pic#9802720)

[personal profile] givesalittlewhistle 2016-01-03 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
--eek!

[The shriek startled Hikari, and she shut her eyes tight, clutching all the tighter to Tailmon.]
pseudonyms: (lost in stereo)

[personal profile] pseudonyms 2016-01-03 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[It's incredibly pitiful, especially given how much trash there is in the dumpster and how she could have chosen to slip on any of it but the peel. But she grabs Inaba's hand and the cup-holding hand slaps into the side of the dumpster to balance herself. Give her a moment to try and scrape the cup off even as she responds.]

Do I look alright? [She's mostly frustrated with the situation, but that's no reason to blow up at a stranger that just saved her butt from landing in what looks like last night's dinner. So there's a sigh and an apologetic grin.] I'll be okay. Better when I get this thing off of me. Thanks for catching me.
givesalittlewhistle: (pic#9879090)

[personal profile] givesalittlewhistle 2016-01-03 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Tailmon shook her head, but she didn't sound so certain herself.]

She was fine before. I know because I was worried when it started to rain, so I made sure to watch her extra carefully. But...

Look at her. She's not red. Humans get red when they're sick, right?


[Granted, she only had one prior experience in this sort of thing. And she had been all but useless then too.]

Where's Takeru? Is he with you? What about Taichi and the others?
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="torijingles" site="tumblr.com"> ) (012)

[personal profile] trueend 2016-01-03 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
[They give her a thumbs up, either missing how obviously unhappy she is, or... not caring. It's a mystery.]

You're welcome.

[They did the best they could, okay. Try to turn that frown upside down, lady.

Or, uh. Just try not to touch the ground, because it's kind of starting to give.]
osuni: (HOW S C A N D A L O U S)

LMAO SHE WILL bUT first gotta make sure lucina's okay

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-03 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[WOW and she wasn't even responsible for that fall!!! Okuni sticks her head down the chute and looks for Lucina the fallen among the trash]

Hey, are you alive?

[Lucina's STRONG she's totally sure that she's okay... maybe that's why she doesn't sound too worried!!!]
lightrays: (Default)

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-03 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ She feels a measure of relief at hearing he was with the Resistance - though he called it a different name, one that she'd only heard stories of even if it did share some characteristics with the Resistance she knew. However, that relief quickly dissipates, because he's identified himself as someone he absolutely could not be.

If she looked wary before, now she looks positively on her guard, one hand twitching reflexively towards her hidden saber. No, not yet. Not until he's explained himself. ]


You can't be. [ It's as simple as that. ] No - you're not him. [ He's far too young. Far too young even as there is something undeniable in his eyes. Or is it his presence? Stars.

Something is very wrong. ]
givesalittlewhistle: (pic#9802653)

[personal profile] givesalittlewhistle 2016-01-03 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
She has a moon on her forehead?

[Granted, Hikari was in no position to comment on animals with strange markings. And she wasn't. Not so much as she was simply...curious. That was all.]