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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

heiroglyphs: (Default)

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-01-02 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
Are you okay? We were just talking at that food stand a few hours ago.

[Unless you mean you miss her after a few hours, in which case dial it down, lover-boy.]
corona: (‣ what if i'm the nicest place)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
Youth? [ Her nose does something funny, a clever wiggling independent of the rest of her expression - like that probably fictional witch who uses movement to cast spells. She steps back. ] Um. I don't know what you've heard but...

[ But he's probably not talking about her magical, restorative hair and they ought to get going. Only the conveyer belt isn't moving all that quickly... ] Huh. I... guess the situation wasn't as extreme as I thought. Still...
timesout: made by  <user name="laenavesse"> (okay)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Damn, what a cool jump!!! Elle will just have have to run around it...! ]

I already have a human partner, but Rollo and I look out for each other, too.

[ Ah, speaking of Rollo, he's being dropped down the compost chute before the drones leave the area. OOPS. ]

--wait, you're distracting me!! They just dropped Rollo in there!!
stillinbloom: (waiting in line for my ID.)

[personal profile] stillinbloom 2016-01-02 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
Wha-- Of course it happened! Otherwise I wouldn't be here! Well, not here, I mean, where I lived before-- ow! Hey!

[exCUSE YOU THIS IS RUDE.] Hey! I don't care if you're Toshie-san's father, you don't grab a girl by the face like that! Stop! [She swats at his arm]

Let go, let go! You'll stretch my face out!
corona: (‣ and the glass is breaking now)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ The transition from "probably her fault" to "most definitely Rapunzel's responsibility" was, luckily, not so abrupt as to find her completely off guard. Guilt will come later!! She skids to a stop with both arms pinwheeling, and casts her gaze around. ]

There! [ pointing to a cluster of decrepit construction cranes overlooking the chutes ] Can you climb up there? If we use my hair as a cord, maybe you can repeal down and find your Rollo. [ AS IF IT WERE THAT SIMPLE ]
madcuriosity: (Oh what is this?)

Phase I

[personal profile] madcuriosity 2016-01-02 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
A ruffian? [Alice suddenly asked from behind Rpaunzel. She had seen the moving trail of hair and in her curiosity, had tracked it down to its main source. Goodness! She had hair forever! She wondered is this girl knew the fairytale story and was trying to do the same. She was doing a wonderful job! She tilted her head as she looked at Rapunzel's back, hearing the soft muffling but only able to make out the one word.]

Why would there be ruffians here?
incendire: (oh oh oh she's off of her rocker)

[personal profile] incendire 2016-01-02 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ The flinching is to be expected. It isn't everyday that others have probably laid eyes on someone like him. (Then again not everyday that he finds himself in his current situation either, but everyone was allowed to have strange days.) And as Lop replies to him giving both thanks and his permission to go, he replies with a bit of a nod.

Genos will try his utmost best not to do anything to harm Lop and only use the appropriate amount of strength required be believes to be required to be able to pull the guitar off. ViViD or no, Genos doesn't make it a point to harm people who have done nothing wrong and especially those who have asked him for help.

But he still is a cyborg build and designed with only maximizing his strength so he still might pull a bit too hard. At least the guitar will be pulled off if Lop falls on him?
]
timesout: (pic#9869038)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
Uh...

[ Oh yeah. She was so panicked that she didn't even get to address the hair earlier. WHY IS IT SO LONG... ]

D-Doesn't that hurt?
retorter: (whoops spoke too soon)

[personal profile] retorter 2016-01-02 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ Maybe he should start getting some funny feelings of his own, but the idea that this girl standing in front of him could be his daughter doesn't even cross his mind. Because how would that be possible? Meeting a girl version of himself makes more sense to Souji right now. His expression flattens, but he doesn't immediately turn around and leave. Like he might as well, right? ]

Okita Souji. Of the Shinsengumi. [ wryly, because of course she'd know the second part. They're both Okitas, after all. ]
corona: (‣ anxiety pls)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ cue startled scream ]

What? Who– [ It's so strange, this. To have other voices being directed at her, addressing her without Mother's lilt, is disorienting. She raises her weapon. ]

Are you talking to me?
tiarae: (Where the sky is concealed)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-02 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
I did. Or, I haven't seen her here yet. But I'm sure wherever she is, she'll be okay. Just let me know if you see her. She's a black cat with a moon on her forehead.

[Pretty distinctive, really. So it should be obvious if Hikari or anyone else do find Luna at least. Usagi considers for a moment, the direction she herself came from and where Hikari did. Turning and pointing.]

So....this way then. Neither of us checked this direction.

madcuriosity: (Are you mad at me?)

[personal profile] madcuriosity 2016-01-02 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
[The seven year old jumped back when Rapunzel screamed.]

AH! I'M SO SORRY! [Did she frighten the older girl? She swallowed and took a step back.]

Y-Yes... I... I'm sorry, did you want to be left alone?
newtimes: pixiv: 527429 (pic#9064229)

[personal profile] newtimes 2016-01-02 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Right. ( Of course. ) His daughter.
tiarae: (A bird all alone)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-02 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Hm?

[Oh, it's some boy. Usagi manages to straighten a little once she hears him and turns to face him. Maybe he knows a way out of here? She really could use a bath. Or a shower. And a change of clothes, for that matter.

But she shouldn't get ahead of herself and that simple daydream.]


Ah, I'm....well. Wet. And gross. You don't know where the exit is, do you?
newtimes: pixiv: 285227 (pic#9064343)

[personal profile] newtimes 2016-01-02 08:11 am (UTC)(link)








( . . . )

Daughter?!

( That sure was one hell of a delay but ugh, okay. Taking back his sleeve, he crosses his arms across his chest, brows knit tight together, and giving this weird girl a one over before, )

Ryuunosuke-kun? Ya sure about that?
tiarae: (Through the clouds)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-02 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Magnets or glue? No, I don't think so.....unless there was some on the can when I accidentally picked it up?

[Best not to think about any number of things they might be standing on in their attempt to find anything useful or get anywhere on the way to finding an exit. Though at times, depending on what they might stand on or in, that is easier said than done, of course.

Still, Usagi gives the hand stuck with the can another shake in demonstration and confusion.]


Maybe if you try pull it off?

[personal profile] wheresmyhaori 2016-01-02 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Souji looks the man with his rather sad balloon hanging from his hand and then looks away. For both their sakes.]

It could be worse. ... My condolences.

[She slips her way down from her trash heap, swordfish still in hand because she made a complete mess of herself for it. She's going to find someway to make it useful. Would it survive being used in a Sandanzuki?

She checks that she at least still has Kiyomitsu at her side before turning to the man who saw in such a mortifying state.
] Do you know what this is all about? [She would never mistake a swordfish for Yasusada. So why exactly is she holding a swordfish instead of her beloved sword? This giant trash heap is a completely mess, more than literally.]
tiarae: (Assisting)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-02 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't know about being brave. But the only option is to look around. For anyone else, and for the way out, right? Though I'm not sure if I want my mother here either.....

[Ikkuko would probably wonder what Usagi was doing here when she should be sleeping. Or doing homework, or at school. Regardless, she isn't one that so much considers herself brave, but simply that she steps up and does what she needs to when necessary. Not usually at first without some complaining or fear, but she does.]

Rapunzel. There's nothing to apologize for, though. Maybe if we look for a way out together?
jungled: (pic#9814505)

the literal trash king arrives!! (is it nagare or is it yata, though—)

[personal profile] jungled 2016-01-02 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Nagare has seen a lot of things, but nothing quite like this, it's true. The familiar color of his flames is what gets his attention more than anything, though—while there are plenty of people stumbling about in the trash, not many of them are showing off powers quite like this. (Who tries to show off in a trash heap, anyway??)

If Nagare could have his way, he'd have probably liked to keep his presence a secret, at least for a while, he thinks. Just to get a handle on things, to figure out what he could do here. ...but Yata single-handedly ruined that with his own clumsiness, amazing.

Well, we can't have everything we want. He'd have to do things another way.]


Are you hurt?
hijiwanwan: (41)

[personal profile] hijiwanwan 2016-01-02 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ when is Hijikata Not rude. that's what you should be saying. ]

Oh, be quiet. To me you're still just a brat, aren't you.

[ Hijikata only looks at Kaoru with an icy glare, an expression that basically reads 'don't give the Vice Commander that sass'. he's going to get one more tug before Kaoru starts swatting at him arm. then maybe grab her chin and lift it up to get a better look at her face. don't worry, before she might hit him again he lets go. ]

Shit... You're really the real thing aren't you.

[ no... no? ]
tiarae: (What is my life. Why are cats talking.)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-02 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh. Yes! If you think you can...I don't know, pull it off my hand or something. That would be great!

[Look how relieved she is, she doesn't even care or blink at his state, the banana on his head. She just wants him to help get her free of this and then maybe if she is lucky, help her get the heck out of here!]
stillinbloom: (Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.)

[personal profile] stillinbloom 2016-01-02 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
[She realizes in that moment that Hijikata is her elder and is the Vice-Commander of the original Shinsengumi. That means he totally outranks her in every way, even if her version doesn't really have ranks (they're too small for that and mostly it's just 'do what Oryou says to avoid getting shanked') and they're not really the same Shinsengumi, but--

That's the sort of mental hoops Kondou would jump through to justify disobeying orders and she'd probably be yelling at this Hijikata for being disrespectful and complaining.

Thankfully, Kaoru isn't like that. Miracles of miracles. So she freezes and drops her hands to her sides with an uneasy obedience and frowns at him. She allows him to grab her chin and tilt his face because of that, though there's a twitch of irritation from the gesture Thankfully he lets her go fairly quickly though and she rubs at her cheek
]

Um... Yeah, I'm pretty sure. [This is Awkward.] Sorry? Uh, I have my father's swords, if that'll help convince you. [She gestures to the swords at her hip.]
madcuriosity: (Oh what is this?)

[personal profile] madcuriosity 2016-01-02 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I'm sure that was just an illusion... ah, but here, let me see if I can help you... [She just hoped this wouldn't be like the Golden Goose story and then she'd get stuck herself.]

Ah, may I see your hand please, miss?
stillinbloom: (my boss made my mugshot)

[personal profile] stillinbloom 2016-01-02 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
[. . .

Ah.

Her eyes go wide and she opens and closes her mouth a few times, wanting to deny it. There's no way, because... Because he's dead. He's dead and mom left and she was totally alone and then this guy comes in and says he's it?!

She doesn't know whether to laugh or cry or get angry or what.
]

You're-- [Kaoru finally manages to make a noise, but can't seem to finish her sentence as she rapidly blinks back tears before they can actually start forming.]

...Okita...Souji.... My father...? [Error Error Blue Screen of Death Imminent]
stillinbloom: (ugly people sure do ruin things)

[personal profile] stillinbloom 2016-01-02 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
[She jumps back at his outburst, eyes wide. What. What!! What is happening here.]

Uuhh... Yes? Sorry? [What does she say here.]

Mm! Ryuunosuke-kun, eh.. Sakamoto-san--- [She blushes brightly and clasps her hands at her cheeks. WHICH ONE DOES SHE CALL HIM AROUND OTHER PEOPLE she's been trying to be respectful but, but...!!]

Ryuunosuke-kun... Yes, I'm sure! I'm super sure! If he wasn't. Oryou-san probably would kick his ass from Kyoto all the way back to Shanghai! And I don't think anyone would try to invoke that wrath!