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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

timesout: (pic#9869071)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ ah crap, there goes her plan of staying frozen in time forever, which means the tears are flooding even if she's not necessarily sobbing ]

You promised me!! [ This is a little overwhelming, so she takes a step back when Milla makes contact, only to trip over Rollo and fall on her bum. Ow! ]
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[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-02 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[WHY IS OKUNI FIVE YEARS OLD!! Kashuu is too so this is probably a moot point but still--

He only took a quick look, so he turns back around just in time to get a face full of greasy fast food bag. MMM, DELICIOUS. He's gonna cry. ...Or just yell a lot, he looks like he's on the verge of some Yelling™.]


What is your problem?! Seriously! Are you just super upset to be covered in garbage?! Take it out on someone else!
timesout: (pic#9869063)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
That's right, Rollo would follow me anywhere, even to different dimensions or the Land of Canaan!

[ She huffs proudly at that, even though it doesn't have much to do with her. Rollo isn't even her cat, technically. ]

Do you have a lot of kitty pals, too?
newtimes: pixiv: 156319 (pic#9788601)

i'm here iii

[personal profile] newtimes 2016-01-02 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
( Ugh, he's tired of this place throwing him in the trash. Why him? Why? Not again. Ugh. He's in a grumpy mood but he isn't going to let it show so easily! If he lets himself get down, it's like letting them win! Touken danshi are truly impractical when it comes to fashion. And while Mutsu isn't as bad as say, Mikazuki or Tsurumaru, he really isn't dressed for this. Then again, is anyone? There's trash in his hair, on his clothes, ugh his fluffy fake tail is so ruined but the important thing is, his sword is fi---iAAA )

AAAAH!

( Where's his sword?! Where'd he go?! He's grateful that everything is finally still and the fire doesn't appear so threatening anymore but where is he?! He's searching through the surrounding rubbish and finally-- finally he finds himself, grabbing onto it tightly and holding it close when Kondou finds him. He looks up at the hand, at the friendly smile, and then at that haori. It isn't blue like the others. It's like...

He's quick to make sure he isn't staring. In a place like this, it's easy to play ignorant and his eyes look up at Kondou, managing a smile of his own. It's forced but look it's hard to smile when you're sitting in a trash heap so don't think too much of it.
)

I'm good. ( He won't accept that helping hand and instead, pick himself up. As he tries to play things casually, his eyes will search this guy, looking for the telltale sword that should tell him who this guy is for sure. ) Hmm... yeah, let's get out of here.

( He sounds... reluctant, though. It's the "let us" part that has him stuck. )
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iii

[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-02 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ unfortunately (or fortunately???) this guy isn't much of an outsider. he's a bit aways from where the blue king is standing, but with yata's impeccable eyesight, as well as how the blue king's uniform is styled, it's impossible to not think that this person with his back turned is somebody else—he has to be from scepter 4.

yata's not exactly that eager to have more people from shizume coming in because of how messed up cerealia is, and he wouldn't have ever expected the blue king to show up, of all people. but with his presence around, he can't help but worry for anna. what if she's here, too? he has to go look for her. and he can definitely do it alone, and even do it now, but. . .

nah, this guy doesn't need any help.

no, instead, he could be useful. ]


Hey!

[ yata starts running to where munakata and the drones are. yata has no intention of helping when he knows full well that a king could handle some dumb robots. so instead, he'll initiate small talk while the other guy is fighting.

this is fine! ]


Do you know where Anna is?
findpeace: (Default)

[personal profile] findpeace 2016-01-02 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
You don't attack someone when they're sleeping, that's not manly at all!

[Okay, the spot where Lee hit him is already starting to feel better. Thanks for that, Kurama.]

Game? What game? [How is this a game? Honestly, Naruto doesn't even know how he got here in this place. He'd gotten the whole spiel that might as well have been the most boring and confusing mission meeting. Half of the words, Naruto hadn't even known what they were. So going from a meeting to this place - yeah, he might have nodded off at some point.

If it weren't so close to their bodies, Naruto would attempt to see if the Rasengen could destroy the bag.]


Or someone's messing with us. [Leaving Lee to deal with the bag, he takes the opportunity to look around to see if he can spot whoever might be behind all of this.]
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[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-02 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ elle is very lucky that yata is used to dealing with fatties. he pulls rollo out of the bucket with ease. #yolo

except saving the fat cat makes him lose his balance and he starts rolling down the trash mountain and back to elle's feet. hi. ]


Shit!
beaconed: (Default)

phase i

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-02 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Your day is about to get a whole lot worse.

Jaune, who appears to be dirty, with more ripped clothes than ever and even missing a shoulder piece of his armor, emerges from a pile of rubbish. He looks like a hobo, yet he walks like a zombie, as if he's been living in this post-apocalyptic world for over a year. ]


Weeeeiiiissss...
corona: (‣ maybe about you)

1/2

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's a good point. Rapunzel may have had thirty percent control of her body, but Ene definitely had less thanks to her.

Not that it stops her from looking affronted. ]


Uh. I do? I didn't tie you up on purpose, I'm - trying to figure out what is going on he–
onerous: (Can we go back to that day)

[personal profile] onerous 2016-01-02 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Alright the eye thing? Little freaky. Even her normally passive expression shows a bit of surprise when he turns around and looks at her. Looks...? Is he blind? Well, he can clearly locate where she is and doesn't seem to have any aides to help him so... maybe not? Her brow furrows slightly, a mix of concern and confusion, but... That's not really the important matter at hand here, she supposes. He seems fine, so she won't bring it up yet.]

Lee-san is a...friend. [She says it with a slight hesitation; not because she's lying, but because she's unused to using the word and isn't sure how it feels in her mouth.] At least, that's what he'd say, I'm sure.

[Neji, she remembers, is a ninja and probably she shouldn't do anything to startle him. She can't expect them all to be like Lee, rather in-your-face and ridiculously friendly and nice. So she puts her hands up placatingly and to show she has no weapons or anything.] I've known him for a couple of weeks now. You were his teammate, right? ...Are...? [Were? Are?? She doesn't know timelines here okay]
bropane: (being tested only makes you stronger)

[personal profile] bropane 2016-01-02 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ ah, travelling the sewers, so much fun. but he doesn't exactly know where to head for. rise may notice that, too, but he's trying his best, ok!! ]

What's the dumbest thing you could think of?
corona: (‣ impressed)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ hold on ]

Is... your hair blue? Your hair is - it's the colour of the sky!
heiroglyphs: (Default)

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-01-02 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Nope nope nope. Weiss backs away quickly, making a movement towards drawing Myrtenaster before she notices who it is.]

Jaune, I swear if you touch me with those grimy hands, I will make you pay.
fateisinthecards: ('cause I'm on a mission)

[personal profile] fateisinthecards 2016-01-02 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
A display of wild thrashing until one of us is a fine paste could do the trick.

[ Well, she asked.

Yet the more Elizabeth thinks about it, the more she believes that her current partner might be onto something. "Battle to the death" didn't fit this situation.
]

Mmm, but you're right in that it wouldn't be much of a battle. Perhaps the solution is something else.
pseudonyms: (When I don't even know her name)

[personal profile] pseudonyms 2016-01-02 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
You really think so? [She considers this for a moment before deciding that he's right. It'd be much easier for him to get out once she was on the outside since he's taller than she is. With that, she lets go of his hand and moves to start pushing some trash out of the way with her foot, scooting some taller pieces of cardboard out of the way, too.]

Okay, ready when you are! You should be clear to land.
corona: (‣ CAUGHT!)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ To say that the situation has deteriorated would be a severe understatement; this is not at all good. Rapunzel's skin goes pale, her back rigid, near to instantly.

Her face, on the other hand, hardens. ]


Y-Yeah? Hah! Well. I... guess we'll have to agree on that, because - well, yes, I agree. It is wonderful that you are so - nice. And. Kind.
findpeace: (Default)

all without even trying~

[personal profile] findpeace 2016-01-02 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[It's nice knowing that he isn't alone in all of this even though he wouldn't wish this place on any of his friends. Still, Naruto would rather be here with someone he trusts to watch his back than some stranger. Even though they're no longer touching, he doesn't pull away.]

There was this thing that said we'd been brought here or something. I wasn't paying close attention.

[Obviously he should have been because then he might know what's actually going on around here. Though chances are that Naruto wouldn't have understood the game mechanics anyway.]

It's definitely not the battlefield or Konoha. [That much he's aware of.]

Yeah, I'm fine. Managed to smash up some of those things before they grabbed me. [He still has the tattered clothing that he'd been wearing during the battle against Obito, Madara and Kaguya. Yet Naruto doesn't look exhausted or injured at all.]
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[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-02 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
I... don't have any money...

[ Not that he's got the energy or willpower to run up and hug her anyway. In fact, he just wobbles a little before he topples forward like a tree.

Ow. ]


W-Wait, what are you even doing here?
sayonaradumbass: (so there's that plan)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-02 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
I guess I ain't for sale, then.

[he wrinkles his nose...what a stingy son of a bitch.] That coat could fetch for a good bundle of cash. You that attached to it when you're out here? You might get mugged or somethin', looking like that...
unswerved: (073)

bonus

[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-02 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ guess who can't talk to girls and panics when he's near one?? this guy.

so weiss is definitely not the only one screaming. oh dear lord. ]


Shit! S- S- S- Somebody help me!

[ he is going to die. ]
carcinoma: (09)

[personal profile] carcinoma 2016-01-02 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's a human. a human holding a ... frying pan, for some reason. still a bit overwhelmed by the sudden change of surroundings, by the pervasive sight and stench of garbage, lop stares blankly at rapunzel for a moment before realizing he's been asked a question. ]

Ah ... [ right. talk. have to answer. have to do something. can't just sit here forever. what was the question again? 'are you a monster?' how strange. the answer's obvious. ] I'm not a monster.

[ answering something that simple helps organize his thoughts a little, and lop blinks nervously before ducking his head, turning slightly away so rapunzel sees less of his bad side. his ears shift uneasily back, listening to his surroundings as he stumbles through a more proper answer. ]

Um. I mean -- . I'm a Rabbit. I'm ... sorry if my appearance startled you, but I promise I won't hurt anyone.
heiroglyphs: (Default)

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-01-02 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
I know.

[But that's not important right now.]

What am I doing here? What are you doing here?! I've been walking for hours, my Scroll isn't working, and my clothes are a wreck!

[Except that her clothes are positively pristine, save for a small cluster of brownish droplets on her right shoulder. What a travesty.]

But are you... okay? [You're not okay, but she's willing to let you say that.]
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saburo "oda nobunaga" | nobunaga concerto

[personal profile] damfool 2016-01-02 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ PHASE I: Parasol for Losers
[ Ya know, when he said he wanted to go back to the modern era, he didn't mean he wanted to roll around in a trash mountain. But Saburo has little time to complain as rain starts drizzling down. Luckily, he manages to salvage a large parasol from a nearby trash pile, the kind you find on outdoor dining areas. Granted, it has some ... questionable green stains, but it is usable nonetheless. Now he is sitting underneath the parasol, using a kindergarten chair as a seat. The rain REALLY starts to pour down.

Aah, it sure stinks. In more ways than one. ]


Hmmm? [ When he thinks the rain just wouldn't end, he spots a stranger walking some yards away. Yeesh, why are they walking around in this weather? ] Heeeeeey!

[ When their eyes, Saburo gestures to the empty space beside him.]

I got room for one more!

[ Join? y/n ]

PHASE IV: Different Kind of Textbook
[ At first, Saburo didn't believe his eyes. The Japanese history textbook he thought he had lost several years ago was innocently sitting on top of abandoned magazines. He had little use for it here, of course, but the sight sends him into nostalgia. He doesn't even hesitate to skid down a particularly steep pile of electronics to reach it. And never mind the people who might be watching.]

Got it! [ With that exclamation, he snatches it up. Of course, it isn't what he thinks it is. ] Yep, it's definitely my ... Saucy Sisters vol. 3?

[ Oh, the pile of magazine we mentioned? Definitely the risque kind if you know what I mean. ]

BONUS
[ Hello, friend. You now have the honor of being cuddled by an unconscious Japanese warlord. He may sniff you few times and makes a face. He mutters something in his sleep. ]

Kichouuu - [ whining ] Why do you smell funny today?

[ Feel free to wake him up, with pain if necessary. ]
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[personal profile] perfectdisaster 2016-01-02 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's beginning to hate ViViD more and more with each awful scenario it gives every time he logs on. All he wants is his Gundam, but no, here he is in a giant trash dump and that sure is fiery doom that awaits, but there is still no mobile suit to be found. That's it, he's going to try and hack this stupid game when he gets out of here... but none of that will help him now.

Instead, he's got the same idea as the young woman that spoke (really, she doesn't strike him as being that much older than he is, so 'young' is a safe bet) seeking something that could be used to even temporarily halt the machine's progress while trying to keep moving away from the furnace that awaits. ]


A few bruises and minor scratches, nothing broken.

[ Oh, right, it's probably in his best interests not to accidentally piss off the others stuck here, and this is the least offensive thing that's happened to him as far as he's concerned, so it's not like this goes on the list of Things to Never Speak of Again. Maybe conversation will help keep tensions low. ]

And you?
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wow!! She covers her mouth as she looks down at Yata before switching her focus back to Rollo. ]

He said a naughty word... [ She looks more amused than offended, though, and her innocent smile quickly morphs into something more sly.

She holds her hand out to Yata, but not to help him get up, no sir! ]
That would be 1 gald!