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//TESTDRIVE11.EXE

//testdrive11.EXE



The sky is blue, the birds are singing, and it is a beautiful day to be a hero. And CERES sure knows that all of you people like to be heroes! So the new ViViD level is geared towards those who clearly have nothing better to do with their time than save people and take down villainous creatures!!

Or, well, that seems to be the intent behind the game, but it's a little... unfinished...


Welcome to CERESscape! A world dedicated to the mythical! The magical! And everything in between! You, INSERT USER INFORMATION HERE, are the hero chosen to save our world from a dire threat. Will you take up the task? Or leave us all to perish! Only you can decide our fate. Good luck, hero.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 9:00 ] You open your eyes, and there is a chicken pecking at your face. It's not a very happy chicken, either, but if you can manage to fend it off, then it will be clear that you are in a village. It is... medieval-esque, in that video game sort of way; the details don’t seem too clear, but if you look to your left, there’s a cow! And to your right, a well! Ignore the clear evidence of modern technology in the buildings such as lights, gas, and 21st century plumbing; CERES is dedicated to authenticity.

Looks like the new ViViD level has finally been released, and everyone is invited to play, whether they want to or not.

The game (because this time, that's surely what it is) will start simple. Everyone begins in the same place and every NPC villager will say the same thing: to get out of here, you have to go through the caves. They’ll shove a stick at you (“take this, it’s dangerous to go alone”) and off you go, into the caves… !

Which are full of tiny rats and more chickens. They will try to fight you, but it’s really not very effective when they’re perfectly small and average (especially when everyone still has their typical powers and abilities -- CERES didn't mess with those at all this time). The caves are winding and circular and maze-like, and to make matters even worse, the only ones around are the other poor saps stuck in this situation.

But if you kill enough of the rats, you’ll get to hear the satisfying level up jingle. Congratulations! You are now level 2. It's probably satisfying just for a minute or so until you finally find your way out of those maze like caves and -- You're back in the village again. Great.

PHASE II

[ 9:30 ] You’re carrying a bag. No matter what you do, you can’t take it off, either; it’s stuck with you through thick and thin. But it is awfully heavy. Maybe you should actually open it and see what’s inside?

The problem is, it’s going to take a while.

The bag has clearly tapped into its true hammerspace nature; there are items for days in there, and they’re all very, very strange. You might end up covered in hats of all sorts, buried in logs as you pull out one after another, or look like you have an odd fetish for pickaxes.

Maybe there’s 1/3rd of an evil turnip, half a piece of pie and an egg.

Geez, what in the world are you supposed to do with all of that?

PHASE III

[ 12:00 ] Eventually, you make it out of the caves the right way despite the harassment of the rats and chickens and the fact you'll keep perpetually getting lost. Hooray! You come out into a large, peaceful, scenic meadow, with a small river bubbling off to one side, and a house.

You'll immediately notice that there’s a bridge to cross the river, but there’s someone standing in the way of that bridge. When you approach to go past him, no matter what you try to do, you won't be able to. Asking him why he won't move will only get one thing in response -- “Bring me a fish. Cooked.”

Then he’ll shove a fishing rod at you and expect you to get to it. You can’t attack him, you can’t get past him -- looks like the only thing to do is to catch and cook that fish. Time to sit back, relax, and get to work. Or maybe you’ll team up with someone else and be the person in the house making sure that the fish gets cooked properly. For some reason, if you leave it too long it turns right into a pile of ashes.

Weirdly though, no matter how good you are at cooking or fishing usually, it’s as if you’re right back at the metaphorical level one. Any sort of seasoning or effort to cook it faster falls flat and in the end you'll only be able to place the fish in the pan and set it on the stove, whole. This may take awhile.

And if you try to cross the river itself, well... no, really, don’t try to cross the river.

At least if you get eaten, you’ll just respawn back in the village, but do have fun traveling through the caves again!

PHASE IV

[ 14:30 ] You made it through the caves. You made it across the river (with a slightly burnt fish). You’ve made it to the wide open world, and you can finally adventure to your heart’s content. You take a step forward on the road and --

A message pops up, bright red and in your face.

[ Restricted Area: Members Only ]

No matter what you do, you can’t go past that point. In fact, if you’re not careful and you’re going too fast, you might run face-first into it like it’s an invisible wall (which it is).

Then, just like that, you're back in the village. Again. Only this time, there's a nice, blinking message -- Pay a small subscription fee to access member's content. Oh well. No big deal, you can just start again.

Except then you see a cool sword and when you try to pick it up, you'll get that same message, and end up transported back to the village yet again. And again, with some shiny new armor. And again, with that attention-grabbing NPC over there. Looks like you're caught in an infinite loop here but no matter how much you inspect the pop up, there's no... actual way to pay the subscription fee (and why would you want to?). But at least you have company, because you can't be the only person who thought that sword was cool.

(It was really, really cool.)

BONUS

[ xx:xx ] What’s that on the ground in front of you? It looks like… some bunny ears? Or maybe it’s a chicken head, or a pumpkin head. Either way, the moment you touch it, you have a strong need to put it on your head -- and once it’s on, it’s not coming off.

To make matters worse, each hat has an effect associated with it; the bunny ears will, in fact, randomly turn you into a cute fluffy bunny for anywhere from 5 minutes to an hour before you pop right back to yourself, whereas the pumpkin hat will, in a complete reversal, turn you into Cinderella for a bit -- complete with beautiful ball gown and the ability to talk to all of those cute fluffy bunnies.

Also the rats will love you, so maybe you should go back to the caves again.

Meanwhile, the chicken hat won't transform you into any odd creature, but it will inspire in the people wearing them a very real, persistent desire to build a nest. This will involve picking up twigs, trash, shiny things and whatever else catches your eye to try to build a nest out of it. You'll also try to pick up whatever food you find on the ground to eat, have the weirdest desire to lay an egg, and basically have all sorts of odd chicken-like instincts inflicted upon you.

At least you look festive!


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's Eleventh Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

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[personal profile] salvagedlight 2015-11-04 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Xehanort's not the big- Vanitas is- Terra, what happened? [Ven has little to no idea of what's going on, where he is, what Terra's doing there, any of it, and that confusion is starting to show now that he's sure this is Terra in front of him and he's alright. He watches the older keybearer with a slowly-growing expression of simple bafflement, fear and determination and resolve and adrenaline and relief turning his expression into one that would be comical if he wasn't so serious.] Vanitas had me, and we were fighting, and I had to destroy it, and why am I here,, what happened to you-
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[personal profile] earthshaken 2015-11-04 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Terra's grip on Ven's shoulder tenses for a moment, and his expression darkens. So Vanitas had gotten to Ven after all... and he can't help but blame himself.]

After you were hurt with that ice spell, I was fighting Xehanort and Vanitas. But Vanitas got away, and Xehanort stopped me from following.

[Terra's hand drops from Ven's shoulder, where it clenches into a fist, and he looks away from him.] Ven... I'm sorry. I told you me and Aqua would take care of you... but I guess we couldn't after all.
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[personal profile] salvagedlight 2015-11-06 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[His voice falls silent at that grip tightening on his shoulder, his eyes focused on Terra's face above him - and he knows that look on Terra's face, remembers it all too well from Radiant Garden and the Keyblade Graveyard and even a little from the castle when Terra first went away and he'd chased after him. Terra's starting to get lost in the dark thoughts again, and he's going to try to take too much on his own shoulders to spare Ven-]

[And just when that thought crosses his mind, Terra proves that Ven was right in thinking that would happen with his apology. Ven's eyes widen a little at the words, but he sighs and shakes his head before looking up at Terra with an expression Terra hasn't seen before: the same one of calm determination he'd found himself wearing when he decided to break the χ-blade, and therefore his own heart.]
And I told you that if you had to... [He can't bring himself to say the words again, not now, but it's obvious what he means.] I had to do it myself, to save you and Aqua, and to keep him from destroying all the worlds - and I'd do it again if I had to, Terra, I know it was the right thing to do.
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[personal profile] earthshaken 2015-11-06 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You did it...? [That comes as a punch to the gut, as does the calm acceptance of it. But then, of course Ven would think sacrificing himself was the best thing to do. Why wouldn't he? He's pure light, without a single selfish impulse in his body. If Ven had his way, he'd have let Eraqus destroy him long before the clash at the Graveyard. It's selfless, sure, but it's not right. Nothing about this is.

Terra's response is shaky, the grief and rage he's tried to hold back these past two months in Cerealia now springing to the fore.]


How is giving yourself up the right thing to do? You've already been through enough... I could've found another way!
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[personal profile] salvagedlight 2015-11-07 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Of course it was the right thing for him to do, he will fight you on this one Terra! That look of determination crossing his face should prove that to you.] It was right because it was the only thing I could do. I was- Vanitas caught me, Terra, he was going to kill Aqua, but he took me over. Remember? The χ-blade would be made if me and him met, and fought, and he forced it and it was. He was in me, Terra, we weren't two people anymore! And he had the χ-blade! So I got rid of it the only way I could.

[And he doesn't regret it, not one bit. Not as long as Terra and Aqua - and all the worlds - were safe.]
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[personal profile] earthshaken 2015-11-07 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
I fought the Master to save you from that, Ven! And I was fighting Xehanort for the same reason! Even if you fought Vanitas, if Xehanort was gone, it wouldn't...

[His voice is edging on desperation now. He doesn't even know where his argument is going. The one thing that had kept him going was his hatred of Xehanort, flickering like a dark fire that was slowly searing out his insides with its rage. He'd kept it at bay, that constant dark urge to destroy his foe. But now -- what Ven is telling him is compounding every fear that had built up since meeting Riku and Roxas here.

His knees buckle from under him. Something, somehow, went wrong. And he knows that in the future, Xehanort isn't gone at all.]


I failed you... I've failed everyone.

[He'd tried to be strong. Now he knows that was a lie, and the weight of it, of his guilt, threatens to crush him.]
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[personal profile] salvagedlight 2015-11-07 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
It wouldn't have mattered! [No Terra, no, no you can't beat yourself up over this! Little bro's refusing to let you take the blame for this one! Ven drops to his own knees in front of Terra, trying to get his own hands on the much broader shoulders to get Terra upright and looking at him properly.] Vanitas would've done it anyway, he could've done it on his own, and did! That was all he wanted, was to do that and make the χ-blade, and that's why he isolated me! You didn't fail me, or Aqua, or anyone!
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[personal profile] earthshaken 2015-11-07 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Terra feels numb, insensible to Ven's attempts to get his attention. With the Master gone and now Ven having sacrificed himself, he's lost two of the most important people in his life. Did this Ven he's speaking to really count as Ven at all, or was it just a CERES recreation of him?

Either way, this is a chance to speak with his best friend once more. He has to blink and force himself to focus on Ven's face to pull himself back to the present.]


What happened to Aqua? Is she--?

[Is she still alive? he wants to ask, but he doesn't dare to hear the answer.]
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[personal profile] salvagedlight 2015-11-08 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[But Ven's here, Terra, he's right here in front of you. Feel those hands on your shoulders? They're real, and the blond teen is starting to get anxious over the level of despair Terra's starting to sink into. A small part of him knows this shouldn't surprise him, because Terra takes too much on himself - Terra taught Ven more about basic Keyblade work than anyone, after all - but the sight of his hero, his older brother losing it is starting to make him panic a little himself.]

[Fortunately Terra seems to get a hold of himself, enough to meet Ven's eyes, but this time it's Ven who looks away at that question.]
I don't... know... When Vanitas took me over, she was unconscious, but she was alright otherwise...

[He couldn't have done anything about Master Xehanort, and he knows that. Ven's job was to handle Vanitas, which he'd seen to. That meant Aqua had a better chance, right?]
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[personal profile] earthshaken 2015-11-08 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Terra nods, slowly trying to get ahold of himself and force his emotions back under control. To Ven's answer, he gives a small nod.]

...I'm sure she's okay.

[The reassurance is hollow, and more for Ven's sake, when Terra has been sure for months that Aqua is probably dead. Terra's never been much good at insincerity. But it's starting to sink in that somehow, despite everything, Ven is here. And criticising himself for his failures doesn't change that.]

Sorry, Ven. [He draws himself to his feet, still feeling shaken, but putting himself back together. He has to be strong again.] I... I don't know how CERES saved you, but I'm glad they did.
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[personal profile] salvagedlight 2015-11-08 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Maybe Terra's never been very good at white lies, but he says what Ven needs to hear right now. Granted after everything they've been through, he doesn't entirely believe it, given what happened to him, but it's what he hopes and what he worked for. Aqua... she's a Master. So is Terra, to him, but Terra's right in front of him and from what he's said, it sounds like he made it out okay. And if he did, the Aqua can, too, right?]

...Yeah. I'm sure she is.

[Ven follows Terra to his feet, standing back enough to be able to look up and see him clearly, and no matter what's been going on or how much he's experienced and how much he's grown from that, he can't help but be comforted by Terra being there in front of him and pulling himself together again. He gives a smile to the older student, heartfelt and full of relief.]

I'm just glad to know you're okay. That's all I wanted, was to protect you guys.
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[personal profile] earthshaken 2015-11-09 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Ven...

[Terra can't return the smile, though his expression looks a fraction less solemn than before. He was the one who was supposed to protect Ven -- not the other way around. But he's here, and he can protect him here too. Or so he hopes.]

Hey, once we get out of this ViViD level, there are some people I want you to meet.

[Roxas, especially, but Riku too. Terra's proud of his successor, even if he had no part in his achievements.]

And I can show you around the city, too. It's a weird world, but there's a lot to see.