cryptologic: (▲ got mutilated last night)
dipper "i could probably rob a bank" pines ([personal profile] cryptologic) wrote in [community profile] ioculus 2015-10-18 10:43 pm (UTC)

GRAVITY FALLS

WELCOME TO GRAVITY FALLS, OREGON.

If you like zany hijinks, sibling adventures, quirky townspeople, grifter uncles, tourist traps, evil triangles and repeatedly being punched in the heart until you're dead inside then this is the show for you!!!

Since the recent departure of Mabel, Dipper here is all alone in Cerealia (and generally being a brat about it, so someone should come put a stop to that). So, you - being the bright-eyed, bushy-tailed RPer you are - are eager to play from Gravity Falls but just can't decide who? ALLOW ME TO HELP.



Here we have Mabel Pines, Dipper's twin sister. She's an 80's rock ballad incarnate and also possibly a magical girl??? She has a pet pig, punched a unicorn in the face, and IDEK this is a no brainer, you guys. Mabel is a hero to the people.

Or maybe you'd like to play an OLD MAN. WELL GUESS WHAT YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES IN THAT CASE.



Wow, and what choices they are. If curmudgeonly con artists are more your style, give out our hero Stan Pines a try! Or if you want to play the world's nerdiest old man, how about old Sixer himself, Ford Pines?

BUT DON'T LIMIT YOURSELF TO THE PINES FAMILY TRAINWRECK, OH NO. I mean you can play a literal triangle from this canon.



This guy is an ass. Give Bill Cipher a try if your hobbies include ruining Dipper's life and starting Illuminati rumors.

This canon is full of worthy candidates for your app-titude, Such examples include the inestimable Wendy Corduroy, the unflappable Soos Ramirez, or the dark horse Pacifica Northwest. Or maybe you're that small wonder who plays Manly Dan or Tad Strange. It doesn't matter who you play, because as long as you play from Gravity Falls at Cerealia, you are a winner!!!

So what are you waiting for? App Gravity Falls to Cerealia today!

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