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//TESTDRIVE10.0.EXE

//testdrive10.EXE



Welcome to ViViD. The Vibrant Virtual DASH has been Cerealia's favorite past time for as long as the colony can remember. It's how most people are introduced to the city, in whatever fantastical theme CERES has come up with now and today, well -- today's it in need of a repair.

Despite that, the setting is pretty fun. You'll wake up in a camp, surrounded by jungle. It's reminiscent of one of those classic video games, something that starts with a ... T? Or a W? Tomb, womb, boom? That's it. Boom Raider. Welcome to Boom Raider, presented to you by ViViD.


W-w-welcome to V-i-i-i-i-i-V-i-i-i-i-i-D. Your g-g-g-gamerscore is currently over 9000! Our data states that that is a funny joke. CERES encourages the use of ViViD. Please use ViViD. Viewpoints and ideology expressed in ViViD do not represent the viewpoints and ideology of CERES. Please do not use ViViD for pornography as that is a ba-ba-bannable offense. Thank you.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] You wake up, and you're in a camp ground. The graphics aren't bad here, not really, but they're definitely last gen -- not the type of quality expected out of ViViD. On top of that, every once in awhile, the scenery sort of... glitches before going right back to normal as if nothing ever happened. If you're particularly unlucky, your own body parts might glitch out for a moment too, appearing as nothing more than broken code and then back to normal. Pretty weird, right? Oh well, don't worry about it. Totally harmless.

Glitches or not, you're still in a camp ground along with everyone else. There's a fire, there's some tents, some trees. Maybe some s'mores? You got it all. You're also not wearing what you were before. No, now you're wearing some sexy shorts, or maybe you've got a whip at your side, or maybe you've got a really classy fedora. And if you're one of those lucky few who have all three at once? Good for you! Try not to blind everyone with all that sexy.

Or, you know, the game will glitch out again and you'll be stuck wearing something else. That's definitely not as sexy.

PHASE II

[ 7:30 ] If you decide to finally go exploring that crazy jungle, you'll find that you have a wide range of exploring options. Seems ViViD's taking a crack at their very own open world game -- this one modeled after your run of the mill adventure game. There are rivers to swim through (complete with alligators)! There are cliffs to scale (complete with angry birds ready to peck at your face)! There are even ravines to swing across on vines (just like Tarzan)!

Actually, the game is made to allow you to do just that -- those vines are all conveniently lined up for everyone to use them to swing across. Go on, it'll be fun. If you miss, you'll just lose a life, right?

Of course, if you overshoot your goal, you might run into one of the other glitches; the white space that you'll stumble into implies that you flew right off the world map and are now in unprogrammed space. Don't worry, you'll dissolve eventually, slowly but surely, and will reappear on the cliff so you can try again. There's no other way around that ravine either. Still, it's only a little frightening watching your body disappear piece by piece, right?

PHASE III

[ 9:00 ] If you manage to scale one of those cliffs or swing across that ravine or cross that river, you may find yourself a chest. It's a treasure chest, and you don't even need a key to open it! Open it right up, a cute little jingle will play, and… nothing will be there.

Or the item will be there, hovering in the air, something amazing, fantastic, incredible that you've always dreamed of having and wanting, and -- you can't touch it. No matter what you try, it hovers right out of reach, and you can't interact with it at all.

Oh, and the cute little jingle is going to follow you around now, on constant loop.

PHASE IV

[ xx:xx ] So you died.

No big deal. Perhaps you got eaten by a crocodile. Perhaps you fell off a cliff. Perhaps another player stabbed you (that's rude). Either way, you've only lost one life and you have two more so it's nothing. After all, this is just a video game, right? It's fine.

Except it's really not fine.

You'll find yourself in a graveyard, tombstones all around you (maybe one of them has your name on it -- hope the epitaph doesn't suck). It's nighttime, it's foggy, and you're with the other players who have also lost a life. For a while, nothing will happen. The cold and quiet of the night will start to seep into your bones -- and then a figure appears. It can't be killed, it is silent and grim, and it does not speak.

Instead, it approaches each person there, reaches out and touches them on the forehead. Even you. All you can see for a long moment is corpses around you, the dead faces of everyone who had been with you in the ViViD level, flesh rotting away and faces caught in expressions of horror --

And then you're all dropped back into the camp ground together again. It's sunny and cheery and everything is fine, and you're down to two lives. Just, you know... don't lose the rest, okay?

BONUS

[ xx:xx ] You have a butler now, congratulations! He's following you around everywhere. He's an NPC, and not a very well-made one; sometimes his face glitches out, and he doesn't so much walk behind you as just… appears right next to you. He's handy though because if you ask him to, he'll pull up the start menu. You can sort out your inventory there and exit the game if you wish (except no matter how many times you press the "quit" button, you... can't).

Sometimes, though, that doesn't work out so well. Not the start menu but the butler himself. He might appear next to you on a narrow cliff face, knocking you right off the edge, or appear right on top of a hornet's nest, making them angry enough to go after, well, you. Maybe he accidentally summons a bear when all you were trying to do was ask him where the next dungeon is. That's unfortunate.

You can't seem to get rid of him either, no matter what you do. How annoying. Hopefully he doesn't cause you too much trouble because that bear... well, that bear's pretty angry.


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//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's Tenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

sewayaku: (fuck you)

bonus

[personal profile] sewayaku 2015-09-04 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ boy, that water really is a weird color. Zara doesn't trust it. When he heard gunshots, he came running over (guns don't exist in his time, but by this point in time, he's come to recognize them when he hears them), only to find a woman floating in that Listerine-like solution with some really bizarre-looking ripple effects around her. Also, a dead... bear? Maybe.

This is really strange.

He's hesitant to get near the water, but he can't very well leave her there, though she looks like she can swim fine. It's the butler in him. So he approaches the edge, crouching down to hold out a hand to her. ]


We all are, I believe. [ a wry smile. ] May I help you?

[ there's a bunny man wearing those lara croft booty shorts helping you. don't worry about it. ]
faradize: (and all that sun)

[personal profile] faradize 2015-09-04 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's pretty sad when the sanest person present is a guy wearing bunny ears. she assumes he's wearing them. but she supposed they could just be his ears. maybe. this place was weird.

Lightning swims to the edge and silently reaches out a hand, indicating his offer had been accepted. she's feeling like mouthwash after it's been gargled and spit in the sink and that's a really crappy feeling. how skintight the heinously green croptop she had on wasn't helping, either. ]
sewayaku: (ey how you doin lil mama)

[personal profile] sewayaku 2015-09-04 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ she wouldn't be the first person to think they were a headband, and she doubtless wouldn't be the last, either. Despite his appearance, he's fairly strong, and he pulls her up out of the water with a bit of effort. ]

There we are. [ the heinously tight green croptop does not go unnoticed, either, although he does avert his eyes in a gentlemanly fashion. ] ... Would you like my coat? You'll get cold like that.
faradize: (with all these drops of blood)

[personal profile] faradize 2015-09-04 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ after rising from the pool, she strokes a hand through her damp hair, trying in vain to fling some of the water from it. she can't help that she's so hot, Zara.

Lightning crosses her arms. ]


I'll be fine. [ beat. ] Thanks. You're a better butler than the other guy.
sewayaku: (*stabs nesso in the butt*)

[personal profile] sewayaku 2015-09-05 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ he must be really obviously a butler... Zara's not sure if he should be proud or embarrassed that strangers can peg his job on first meeting. Might as well go with proud. He chuckles lightly, though it's subdued, because they're in low-poly bear hell. ]

I'll take that as a compliment, though I don't think that's much of an accomplishment. My name is Zara, by the way.
faradize: (get in the van)

[personal profile] faradize 2015-09-06 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Lightning. [ the fact that she offered her name was her way of saying 'nice to meet you'. ] It wasn't an insult.

How long have you been here?
sewayaku: (pyon)

[personal profile] sewayaku 2015-09-07 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ not the politest woman around, he sees. Oh well. After being here for so long, he's getting used to dealing with the occasional lack of manners. At least she's not throwing clipboards at his head. ]

It's a pleasure to meet you, miss Lightning. [ what a name. ] As for how long I've been here... far too long, unfortunately. It's been about eleven months now.
faradize: (it is love)

[personal profile] faradize 2015-09-07 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ eleven months.. her eyes widen and her lips part, but she doesn't say anything for a moment. all she hopes is thay her friends and Serah are safe. that's all that mattered now. ]

And no one's found a way back? [ well, obviously, or he wouldn't be here probably. ] I'm sick of this.
sewayaku: (shitty keywords)

[personal profile] sewayaku 2015-09-08 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ there's no gentle way of saying "i've been here for almost a year with little progress," but it's not like he's about to lie to her. Solemnly, he nods, folding his hands in front of himself. ]

Believe me, so am I. According to them, there is no way back, and our worlds have been destroyed... However, I refuse to believe that without any evidence. [ a pause. Then, somewhat apologetically: ] My apologies. I don't mean to alarm you. But I thought it would be prudent to be honest about the situation.