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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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Theater V
--Except the help.
Abruptly he stood, caffienated drink in hand, and stalked over to the helper bot that was causing a fuss. There was a dangerous glint in his eyes as his free hand tightened into a fist--
But, he needed to try negotiating first.]
Yo.
[That was all he said in lieu of actual greeting, and he reached out to grab the helper bot by the shoulder.]
You're being louder than the rest of the folks here. Shut up.
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[ Oh gosh. Shigeru is just a flustered mess as he silently moves towards Cliff. Yes, good, you look like you can handle this. It's really hard trying to defend yourself when you can't talk and when you're too discombobulated to make us of the text function on the devices given. So he'll sign something in a jumble of sign language. But the robot probably isn't programmed to read it or understand it. Shigeru shrugs his shoulders sheepishly at Cliff before mouthing 'sorry' to him in silent apology.
He's really sorry you got dragged into this! ]
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[A man didn't need to be a master at reading people to understand the basic idea of what the young stranger was trying to convey. Although Cliff didn't understand sign language of any sort, the young man's discomfort and embarrassed apology were plain.
Cliff nodded when he made eye contact with the young man-- and proceeded to dump his soda on top of the robot's head.]
Don't you call me a peon! [he roared, now not even caring if he was drawing attention to himself. Let the robot get distracted and turn on him. Cliff could take it.
At the very least, the kid could then make a quick escape.]
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He'll finally remember the device they've been given and he'll type out a furious reply, waving a bit frantically at the other. There might be a barely audible 'Ah' from him as he tries to speak but of course nothing comes out. Instead he'll show the screen of his device to the other. ]
We should leave! I'm sorry for causing all this trouble. I don't want you to get in trouble on my behalf though. [ He looks worried, so very worried. ]
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[Without a word of warning, Cliff dodged the swinging fist of the robot and made to grab the young man around the waist. Hauling him over his shoulder, he broke out into a dead run to escape the theater.]
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Ugh he can't let this get in way. Can't let it get in the way. But he doesn't know where this man's clothes have been or what he's touched. Ugh. Ugh. He will try to contain his revulsion for now. But once Cliff puts him down Shigeru looks...very grossed out for a second or two. He's also stiff as if something was spilled on him. It's pretty obvious that he's not the happiest of campers. But, he'll just type something to the other man. ]
Thank you for helping me.
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[The man's unease was palpable in the air between them, and Cliff had a fleeting thought that perhaps whisking the younger man out of danger may have crossed over a boundary that had been invisible before. He scratched his head, searching for a distraction from the man's obvious discomfort, when he saw the stranger typing something furiously on their little comm devices.]
Nah, don't thank me. [Cliff said, dropping his hands down to rest on his hips. He looked away, as if embarrassed himself.] I just can't stand around when I see something I don't like.
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I don't really understand what that robot was talking about. I. I would never litter! So I just...wanted to apologize for dragging you into that mess.
[ He says it with a sincere and happy smile though. ] Thank you again. I'm Shigeru by the way.
[ Ah was that too sudden an introduction?! He hoped not. ]