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//TESTDRIVE14.EXE

//testdrive14.EXE



The desert. It's hot. It's sandy. It's filled with creepy monsters and things. But mostly it's hot and sandy and there's a whole lot of nothing. You appear and wonder "why am I here? What is there to do here? Is that a cow skull? Do cows live out here in this desert? How can cows live in the desert? Maybe it's a horse?" These are all very complicated questions with equally complicated answers but there's no one to provide them no matter where you look. Instead, you're given the option of walking. Forwards, backwards, to your right, to your left, any direction is yours to take. Try not to die from dehydration or something, that would be a sad ViViD death and the cow-horse skull might start laughing at you. I mean, you'll just start over from the beginning anyway but still.

Welcome to ViViD's new line of Vacation Spotlights: Desert Edition.

Moo-Neigh.


One wish, that's all you get.

Make it snappy, I don't have all day.

Actually, I have eternity but I just don't want to spend it with you.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So.

There's sand.

In fact, there's so much sand that there's probably already sand in your shoes and your shorts and all sorts of other places that aren't fun to have sand in. It stretches for miles and miles, in large dunes and deep dips, and above it all there are three suns that beat down upon everyone's backs. Why three? Because why not, that's why. Enjoy the sunshine and try not to get sunburnt.

You've got a long ways to travel before you find anything but sand, but thankfully you're not alone -- there are a bunch of unfortunate stragglers who are out with you, so it's time to make some friends as you travel. You've got pleeeeenty of time. No water though. Or food. Or... anything but human interaction.

Thankfully, it's only a matter of time before you stumble across your hot new ride. Thankfully, it seats two, so you and your new friend can enjoy a cramped road trip. You, this relative stranger, and the great... sandy... unknown! Good luck!

PHASE II

[ 6:45 ] If you prefer to not take your ride, you're going to wish that you did soon enough. Every desert level has to have desert monsters, after all. You're walking through the sand, trying to make it to somewhere that isn't sand, and then suddenly, the sand worms appear.

Or.

Well.

They try.

Unfortunately, they're little more than 5 or 6 inches tall apiece, and they'll mostly try to eat your shoes and socks. How scary.

Alternatively, if you have actually taken that sweet ride of yours on an adventure through the desert, you're going to hit something at one point. It makes a rather pitiful scream and there's a small bump underneath your tire before your car comes to a stop. You just ran over a sand worm.

Anyone who is intrepid enough to kill a sand worm though will find one interesting thing about them. They're filled with water, and you are very, very thirsty. Ew.

PHASE III

[ 10:00 ] It sure is hot.

And unless you've devoured one of those poor, sad, screaming sand worms, there's no water to be found. It feels as though you've been wandering in circles for ages, so perhaps it's really no surprise that the heat starts to get to you. First come the headaches, and the thirst. Then the dizziness and vertigo.

And finally, the mirages.

What you see is a waterfall cascading into a crystal pool, beautiful and pristine and painfully cool. It's just begging for you to come enjoy it, and -- wait, there's one more thing. Standing in front of that pool is either someone you care about immensely or someone you hate immensely.

And either way, the things they say or do will be the same. First they reach for you, beckoning, and they they start to detail all of the things they'd like to do to you. NSFW, SFW, loving or cruel or so many things in between, all that's honestly consistent is that it's pretty shocking.

Oh, and awkwardly, it seems as though anyone with you can see and hear that hallucination too. That's embarrassing.

PHASE IV

[ 12:15 ] Eventually, though, you'll find your destination. Or... at least, it seems like it should be the destination. The tiny temple is at least a change from the endless sand, and in the middle of it, there's a lamp. That sure looks familiar.

If you rub the lamp, of course, you'll release the genie, and he'll glance at you, and inspect his fingernails as though you're hardly worth his time, and offer you one, single wish.

As soon as you make it, well... You'll get the opposite of what you wish for with a sudden apology note in your hand. The card will read "Sorry, this level isn't entirely finished yet - Mosley" before immediately disappearing. Your wish will only apply in ViViD, of course, but hopefully you didn't wish for anything too crazy, or you might have made the level Much Harder for everyone around you.

BONUS

[ why o'clock ] One second you're walking along the desert sand, enjoying the eternally same view, and the next there's a sudden pinch on your ankle, and a scorpion monster scuttles away quickly. Whoops, looks like you've been stung.

But it's not poison, it would seem. Aside from feeling a little odd and having a mild fever, you're fine.

More importantly, you've now found yourself in possession of some... new powers (a la Spider-man), and they're...

Well, they're useless.

Maybe you can summon water now, but... only sulfur water. Perhaps you can now make pretty light shows and that's about all. You can see the future but only the next three seconds. The possibilities are endless, but what's for certain is that they're all completely and utterly useless to you.

What the fuck, ViViD.


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's fourteenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

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3b... ofc i choose the worst option

[personal profile] sortileges 2016-05-01 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ At first it looks like whoever this is ... they're just running at nothing. It isn't until he steps closer (and thank god Hiro made him suffer through a desert ViViD like this a week or so ago, it's given him preparation for this) that he sees the mirage take form.

He doesn't recognise the man that appears, though it seems like it's an enemy of whoever is talking now. He thinks he might recognise him, but it's been so long it's hard to say. Now though...





He feels like he just stepped in on something horribly personal. His hands fly up to cover his ears and he looks absolutely disgusted, sorry Yosuke. ]


Shouldn't that be kept behind closed doors?

[ I'm so sorry... ]
youraffection: (taking pride from fear)

i was hoping someone would...bless u my friend

[personal profile] youraffection 2016-05-02 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ It has always been a little personal between him and Adachi, really. The fact that Adachi was behind everything back in Inaba--as much as everything that can't be attributed to Izanami--makes it so. But it's really the fact that he hurt Saki, that he took her out that reserves a very special place of loathing in Yosuke's heart.

But personal like this? Well, this is a first...

You think you're disgusted, Merlin? Yosuke's face is just pure unadulterated WTF. You can't even spell it out. It can only be expressed in an acronym. WTF. ]


Wh--

[ Of course, someone else would hear it. Yosuke spins around, horrified. He looks between the other boy and Adachi. ]

Don't listen to him! This guy's crazy! A certifiable psychopath!

Don't be like that, kid. Shut your trap and it'll make it easier for the rest of us.
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yw *^*

[personal profile] sortileges 2016-05-02 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ But this personal?

Even covering his ears doesn't seem to be drowning anything out. His hands drop to his neck, but the expression on his face doesn't waver. In fact, it only gets progressively worse as "Adachi" keeps speaking. ]


Even psychopaths don't talk like ... this, do they?

[ He's too pure for this talk Yosuke. Why is Adachi telling you he wants to ████ your ████████ etc??? ]
youraffection: (pic#10110884)

[personal profile] youraffection 2016-05-03 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ That's...a very good point. Yosuke might be giving psychopaths a bad name by associating them with Adachi and his, er...creative uses of modern vernacular. Geez. Yosuke doesn't feel old enough to hear some of this stuff.

He needs the fish-slapping knight from Monty Python. Stat. ]


Y-yeah, uh...

[ God, Adachi, STAHP. Yosuke cringes. ]

Okay, this is even sketch for this guy...--would you cut that out!? You're a creep! We get it!

[ Maybe he does need to fight??? ]
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[personal profile] sortileges 2016-05-04 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Alas, the knights he knows doesn't come with a fish...

But uh. ]


You might need to think of a better way to defeat it. [ Just saying. ] Though it only seems to be speaking, doesn't it? Nothing else...

[ This whole ViViD level is super weird. ]